Same here, really.
As for Elf, here's one suitably dark: Archer gets summoned into a weird situation: Instead of a broken-up room and conveniently chair-shaped rubble, he finds himself summoned in the middle of the park, to a hastily-made summoning circle.
And Rin is being overrun by spiders the size of her abdomen.
In this grail war, people summon phantasmal beasts(Minotaur, Medusa, you know) to fight each other, and Archer somehow qualifies as a CG. He has to rip Rin away from all the spiders and fight his way through monstrosities of all shapes, sizes and varieties to keep both himself and his weakened master alive.
A hard task made worse, because it looks like one of the massive spiders stuck her with some paralytic agent of some kind, so she's dead weight and his prana is draining. And the smaller spiders have a mama, the size of a house.
Basically, Archer+dead weight Rin vs generic monsters until you're satisfied and you get Rin to wake up and certify the servant/master contract.
ARE U A BED ENOFF DUD
