Spoof-A-RP / RP Omake Thread

[Mordalfus Grea]

Okay this thread is solely for Spoofing any scene in any ongoing RP or creating a humorous scene using any on going RP and its events as a basis for a spoof.

Spoiler for "First Spoof/Omake":

Downy Reed was enjoying a nice cup of tea when he heard a news update on a nearby television

"....In other news, another Monster invasion via a mysterious portal was foiled when the Magical Girl Union purified the monsters and laid waste to the portal in which they were coming from, in related news citizens are not to panic when encountering large crater and potholes in the ground as the MGU takes no responsability for the defense of Nexus city. And now on to the weather report!"

Downy sipped his tea as he began to plot on how to start over again, though a thought entered his mind What the hell is a magical girl

Elsewhere at the Magical Girl Union HQ aka Pink Princess' Candy Shoppe

Tohsaka Rin was raving "Why am I not eligible to join this union! I have a magical staff, a transformation and an outfit that fits!" she demanded of the union member on staff, a woman with the name tag 'Usagi' with blond hair and for a second there Tohsaka thought the woman went cross eyed for a second there

"What was I doing again?" the woman asked in a clueless voice, telling Rin that this airhead had forgotten everything they had mentioned in the last five minutes. Rin resisted the urge to facepalm, face fault, and slam her head into the nearest hard surface repeatedly.