Ok, so then, now that I've read this my opinion is set. Canon or otherwise I'm going to warn you, Brah, Umbra and Arch, off my work. I'm not like the three of you, I do not tolerate or revel in despair or failure and as such I do not write things as if the word impossible exist. As such none of you will enjoy any of it canon or otherwise. It will simply aggravate you when the facts aren't as you see them and when I choose not to change things on your account.
A pity I'm late for this wonderful WONDERFUL display of egomania. I enjoy your fanfiction Lantz, in the 'trainwreck' way. They're so bad they become somewhat good just through their black hole of horribleness. I can't tear my eyes away from the carnage and utter horrific mutilation they are to the nasuverse. It's sick in a way, how I can do this, but I'm not the guy who wrote a lemon featuring a female version of Shinji teaching an AU male counterpart that consensual sex is great. By raping him.
Jokes are fine, but what he's doing looks a hell of a lot like trolling from where I'm sitting....
You obviously need to stop taking cheap crack too.
