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Re: Fate's Mirror: Fortune and Favour (interactive fiction, possible lemon)
« Reply #150 on: April 29, 2014, 02:29:48 AM »
I vote for 5. It is a very important process to undergo.

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Re: Fate's Mirror: Fortune and Favour (interactive fiction, possible lemon)
« Reply #151 on: April 29, 2014, 02:41:29 AM »
He can do all that dumping by sitting down.

And recovering.
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Re: Fate's Mirror: Fortune and Favour (interactive fiction, possible lemon)
« Reply #152 on: April 29, 2014, 03:00:16 AM »
On a toilet seat

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Re: Fate's Mirror: Fortune and Favour (interactive fiction, possible lemon)
« Reply #153 on: April 29, 2014, 03:11:43 AM »
OK, guys, just stop it, this is utterly stupid. There are three options presented, you pick one of them. It's pretty fucking simple.

The Gil thing I could understand, because you had a valid reason to think that, but this is just purile.
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Re: Fate's Mirror: Fortune and Favour (interactive fiction, possible lemon)
« Reply #154 on: April 29, 2014, 04:38:46 AM »
We've just been put into a forced SoL situation by a Gil-Dick-Punching god thing. The only way to go ahead is to go crazy or go home.

Thus, we go crazy. Lantz's given choices are tame, so we must take matters into our own hands and offer more amusing choices.

Also I've hardly ever seen a writer who remembers the existence of bathrooms and what they're for (apart from semi-public sex) so I wanted to see someone take a dump written. Unnecessarily epic words and prose to make the scene funnier would not be bad either.

AND IT'S sOl ANYWAY SO WHATEVER, IT FITS THE FORCED sOl SCENARIO.

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Re: Fate's Mirror: Fortune and Favour (interactive fiction, possible lemon)
« Reply #155 on: April 29, 2014, 04:47:38 AM »
I totally am choosing. I chose number 1, which is sitting and recovering.

Names is just making that decision more.... Creative.

Besides, Lantz is the one that actually made that choice, so there. Honestly, I just wanted to see where that kind of choice could go, but Names totally made it awesome. LETS HEAR WHERE THIS DECISION IS GOING, IS SATOSHI GOING TO CHALLENGE THE TOILET GODS OR NOT!??!?!
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Re: Fate's Mirror: Fortune and Favour (interactive fiction, possible lemon)
« Reply #156 on: April 29, 2014, 04:53:17 AM »
Honestly though these things are all about fun, and SoL CYOA is not fun unless you make it so like number one with phazers. Done right you get a fucking buttload of it, done wrong you get:

X) go to kitchen and obtain food, because nutrition is important. You can eat it on the couch while you rewatch all of RvB for the 13th time this year

WHICH IS WHAT I DO EVERY DAY ANYWAY. Break the mundane, or make the mundane ridiculously over the top and amazing.

If Lantz truly is against people trying to propose different ideas then I'll stop though.

EDIT: Parts of this post are only valid on the 13th of january, because only then will I rewatch RvB for the thirteenth time of that year.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2014, 04:54:15 AM by NamesAreHardToComeUpWith »

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Re: Fate's Mirror: Fortune and Favour (interactive fiction, possible lemon)
« Reply #157 on: April 29, 2014, 04:53:58 AM »
Names, please, be serious.

Edit: It's a matter of a slow roll while the general pace is established.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2014, 04:55:34 AM by lantzblades »

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Re: Fate's Mirror: Fortune and Favour (interactive fiction, possible lemon)
« Reply #158 on: April 29, 2014, 04:54:17 AM »
We've just been put into a forced SoL situation by a Gil-Dick-Punching god thing. The only way to go ahead is to go crazy or go home.

Thus, we go crazy. Lantz's given choices are tame, so we must take matters into our own hands and offer more amusing choices.

Also I've hardly ever seen a writer who remembers the existence of bathrooms and what they're for (apart from semi-public sex) so I wanted to see someone take a dump written. Unnecessarily epic words and prose to make the scene funnier would not be bad either.

AND IT'S sOl ANYWAY SO WHATEVER, IT FITS THE FORCED sOl SCENARIO.
OK guys, seriously, start behaving. This is getting ridiculous.

Names, that goes to you too as well; of all people, I don't think I have to tell you to behave properly. So please, either vote the options lantz posted, or just leave the thread, OK?

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Re: Fate's Mirror: Fortune and Favour (interactive fiction, possible lemon)
« Reply #159 on: April 29, 2014, 04:55:55 AM »
Dropped.

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Re: Fate's Mirror: Fortune and Favour (interactive fiction, possible lemon)
« Reply #160 on: April 29, 2014, 05:02:16 AM »
Has Lantz actually decided what to do for his fic yet? I am serious about sitting down and recovering.
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Re: Fate's Mirror: Fortune and Favour (interactive fiction, possible lemon)
« Reply #161 on: April 29, 2014, 05:18:29 AM »
I'm not against pitching stuff to do but it won't change the current vote. It may come up as the next choice or such. But also, Names, utterly silly suggestions like the one to do number two aren't really valid. The work isn't entirely seriously but it's not crack either.

Shinji's route was similar, basic choices leading to more fun ones by way of discussion and conversation.

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Re: Fate's Mirror: Fortune and Favour (interactive fiction, possible lemon)
« Reply #162 on: April 29, 2014, 05:23:50 AM »
Satoshi is 2000

Have you ever been around a senior having bowel movements?

Because I have, seriously.

Also people seriously need to go to the bathroom sometimes, seriously. To take pisses, and drop shits. Seriously.

But like I said I dropped it whatever.

3) Go to kitchen, obtain food

If there are RvB DVDs in the living room, you know what to do

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Re: Fate's Mirror: Fortune and Favour (interactive fiction, possible lemon)
« Reply #163 on: April 29, 2014, 05:27:51 AM »
Did I say he was 2000 here? I don't recall indicating physically or other his age.

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Re: Fate's Mirror: Fortune and Favour (interactive fiction, possible lemon)
« Reply #164 on: April 29, 2014, 05:36:02 AM »
He's Satoshi, unless otherwise stated he is his complete self.

Which is the position I take on all of the characters, might I add.

There has been nothing saying he is not 2000, and there has been mention of him not giving a fuck because of experience or something, so it was likelier for him to be his complete self than not.