Before I make the character, I'm curious what do you think about this concept:
Gregor “The Bear” Piznewski
Features: Homoeroticism Equals Secret Power, Strippers Make the Bestest Characters Ever, The Trenchcoat of Hotness and Holding
This guy’s awesome. Let’s picture it together: red lights, some sexy thump-thumpin’ club music, a gleaming golden pole. Out on the stage strolls a big lumbering barrel of a dude. He’s got mutton chops on his face you just want to eat with a little barbecue sauce, but that ain’t nothing compared to the swishing shadow that is his totally excellent black-as night trenchcoat. He whirls around. He pulls out fistfuls of candies and throws them to his adoring audience. He lets them stuff fat wads of cash into it—and since it holds a near endless supply of stuff, that trenchcoat can take a heckuva lot of green. Then! Pow! He whips the trenchcoat off and it’s him in his hairy, undulatingglory—his audience, composed largely of oiled-up dudes, bow and worship and jabber prayers to him, and The Bear can feel his secret power growing. It pulses within. So when the Somalian vampire pirates break down the door and come in, AK-47s chattering, The Bear knows it’s on. He channels his Numen (Telekinesis!) and with his mind withdraws a Kawasaki motorbike out of his trenchcoat. He leaps atopit, revs its engine, and lurches the bike forward into the throng of attacking blood-hungry pirates. Freeze frame. Heavy metal chord. Yes.
