ANNOUNCEMENT AHEAD OF THE POST ITSELF: THIS IS A JOKE CHARACTER WHO IS ALMOST 100% HARMLESS TO THE CAST. SEVERAL PARTS OF THE PROFILE HAS DELIBERATELY AWFUL GRAMMAR. I RECOMMEND WATCHING EVERY LINK ON THE PROFILE TO HELP GET A FEEL OF HOW HE WORKS.Dadude “Dedicated wam” McMLGScope III
Race: Human
Age: 18
Height: 175cm
Weight: 81kg
Eyes: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hair: None visible.
Scale: Mixed
Strength: D-Human (slap ur knees like it u wife)
Speed: B-Servant (gotta go sanic speed)
Agility: C-Human (get stiled on ya lil bitch)
Magical Ability: EX-Servant (wow such magic, very spell, much mystic)
Magic Resistance: B-Servant (bonus from professional atheism)
Weaknesses: Enemies that lack humor, compulsively dances and says “Kappa” and “what song” over and over if someone that isn’t himself plays “Darude - Sandstorm”. He is also mostly harmless, just insufferably annoying.
Likes: Memes, Fedoras, shanking ur nan, anonymous, meme masks, (Fedora) dunks, Darude - Sandstorm, doges, Dunkey, Noscopes.
Dislikes:Old memes, his mom getting shanked outside Tesco, old people, Illuminati, Hardscopers.
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Appearance: An average super-white dude in a black hoody with an unbreakable ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mask on at all times.
Other Abilities:Magical Ability: Montage Parody: Dadude’s magical power to make effects from montage parodies come true. He has no limit on the amount of times he can do it, has no need for mana and has no limit on the area of effect, and also penetrates most forms of Magic Resistance. The various applications of this are detailed below.
Memespeak: Dadude talks entirely in a mix of 1337speak and memes. He is nearly impossible to understand.
Meme mask: His Anonymous mask that blocks out all mental interference and psychic contact. Comes with inbuilt retractable 8-bit sunglasses that prevent true eye contact, making him immune to hypnotic suggestions or Mystic Eyes reliant on eye contact. They are usually not on, but still apply their effect.
Shank: Can only be used on nans. Instakills them if they are outside Tesco.
Rapid-fire Airhorn: Can be used for noise harassment, and can be fired up to 300 times a minute. Does not cancel out the sounds of the previous honk if pressed repeatedly. Does no damage.
Fedora: Automatically makes him three times as euphoric as you.
If used in a dunking attack on an opponent, it afflicts the target with heavy disorientation and mild physical damage.Gotta Go Fast: Deploying the magical powers of Sanic Hegehog, Dadude’s speed multiplies by 15 (putting him at A+++ Servant speed) until he cancels the effect. While using it,
Sanic’s insufferable theme song can be heard by every character in a 700 meter radius.
Damn Son Where’d Ya Find This?: By asking people the question listed as the ability name and pointing at something, they are compelled to answer.
Not a Rapper: Is not a rapper, but can still drop tha freshest shit.
Sample Text & Maymay pics: Dadude’s ability to generate floating text, pictures and so forth, all of which can spin at extremely high speeds, rapidly change colors, reposition and vibrate. The pictures cannot be interacted with by outside forces, and are actually completely harmless, but can be extremely taunting.
MOM GET THE CAMERA: Dadude’s abnormal vocal chords allows him to make extremely high-pitch squeely noises like those of a raging 9-year old CoD kid. He frequently does this when excited.
Reddit Lurker: As someone that spends almost 15 hours a day in front of his PC, Dadude will understand every possible reference made by others.
Drop tha bass: Dadude can emit music from his body at will, from edgy Linkin Park to Bonk-ass Dubstep, and adjust the volume at will, to point where it can shatter eardrums (Dadude himself is naturally immune to the high volume’s effects).
Hitmarker: The ability to apply Call of Duty hitmarkers to things, people or even thin air. Their effects are almost nil, only applying a small amount of air pressure and automatically disappear after half a second, but they can be rapid-fired like a machine gun and have a range of 3 kilometers. Can also be useful in pointing out things to other people.
They emit a brief sound upon being applied.360Noscope: The only of Dadude’s powers that has no function other than to be an offensive attack. Conjuring an Intervention sniper rifle from thin air, Dadude begins to spin wildly while refraining from using the scope at all. While this sounds like a recipe for disaster, Dadude’s natural luck and overwhelming Faze Clan MLG Pro skills make him able to consistently land these kinds of shots.
Illuminati theorycrafting: Through complete lack of research, repeated loopholes in logic and astoundingly stupid thinking, Dadude can come to incredibly stupid or obvious conclusions about other people, companies or even items. Two examples of this fearsome power;
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#2Do u do the Dew?: The ability to conjure unlimited amounts of Mountain Dew out of thin air, both for drinking purposes, but mostly to annihilate opponents with either full cans of it or high-pressure jets of it.
Treasured Triangles of Tjheese: The ability to conjure unlimited amounts of Dorito’s, of all varieties, out of thin air. In part for consumption purposes, but primarily used to senselessly bombard bomb opponents with a fierce barrage of cheesy triangles.
Smoke Weed Every Day (SWED): Dadude’s blessing of the Dank Gods (Snoop Doge, Bob Marley, 3pac) that allows him to call upon an infinite amount of weed, either in leaf form, as blunts or in the form of hash clouds. By yelling “SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY” and playing the appropriate song with his “Drop tha bass” ability, all characters in a 50 meter radius (including himself) are struck by a giant cloud of hash smoke carried to the earth by a green lightning bolt, leaving them all extremely high for an hour.
Beastmaster (Doge): Dadude’s ability to befriend and tame any dog, making them completely loyal to him. The only problematic part of this ability is that all dogs he tame turn into doges, highly aggressive Shiba Inu that are faithfully loyal to him.
Origin: Dadude was a normal upper-middle class white guy with a normal name who was a true meme master beyond all meme masters. This, naturally, caught the attention of the Illuminati who captured him and experimented on him to make him the Ultimate Meme Master. Fortunately, a hole in their great plan ended up with Dadude escaping before he could be brainwashed, but his powers as the Ultimate Meme Master were already his. He used this vast power to go to the “World of the Memes”, his fantasy land where memes roamed amongst other memes in a flawless utopia, but on the way there his powers messed up and he ended up in Nexus City. Luckily, he found that here, he could get the same level of entertainment by using his Meme powers to epic trole people.
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
