"My name?" Lorenzo asked with a smile.
Suddenly, a spark lit up in his eyes, gold shining brighter than the sun. Spinning with glamour and glory, his hands flowed trough the air, moving down and ascending to the skies in a wonderful pose. Then, one hand on his hip and the other pointing his thumb at his heart, Lorenzo grinned wider.
"I am the one who rules the seven seas, the one who's gloria reigns supreme and who's greatness will be told for generations!"
Crossing his arms in the most fabulous fashion possible to man, he sparkled before crying in macho delight, sparkles and light oozing from him as the world itself shook before his greatness. Or maybe not.
"I am the one true master of the oceans and king of all seas, I am he who will posses all wealth and joy the world has to offer!"
"I am... Lorenzo Remei, the greatest pirate who ever lived!" He boasted in a pompous thunderous roar, his arm rising like a glorious phoenix serpent king and pointing to the skies with the grace of a butterfly and might of a 50 ton cannon.
Suddenly, fireworks erupted behind him, glorious multicoloured blazing fireworks basking the scene with the glory of Lorenzo! Sadly, fireworks are much less glamorous under the daylight. Still, his bravado was unfaltering, as burning as his fiery passion.
"I must be blessed, to have met such a beautiful, glorious, charming, exquisite woman as yourself. Truly, you are too kind to grace me with your awesome presence. Medaka, let us be joyous and merry as we carry on many adventures!"