Cross Effects 3.0 - The Third Time's the Charm? The Velvet Room (NSFW version)

[Panda]

"Hey," Xarrest bristles, "On my honor and what little reputation I have as a bartender, I did not spike your drinks. I just made them a bit stronger. And it was an accident. And I'm not trying to get you drunk, persay. If you want to keep drinking, then that's your decision, though it's not necessarily a bad one. Furthermore, neither of us are the kind of people who would try to 'take advantage' of others. With proper consent is another matter entirely, but that's besides the point."

After a moment, he calms down and returns the salute, "Regardless, most college kids likely wouldn't be as eager to attend to whatever needs you may have as Adjutor is so much as they'd just want to get your pants off. I'm Xarrest, by the way."

[Elf]

Abigail

Both of the redhead's eyebrows went up as she said, "Ahha, you have a mystical entity living within you and the two of you can switch at once!  That's . . . actually really neat.  How does it work?"

Abigail peered up at Xarrest and chuckled.  She said, "Whatever needs I have?  So he knows he just can't stick it in and go at it?  Well that's something at least.  A guy who knows what a clitoris is!"

[Panda]

"Actually, I'm just the other soul that's shoved in with his. Different race, but otherwise fairly simple. I mean, we're soul-bonded to two Elementals, but that's besides the point. We just, well, we can just switch out at will really."

Then the girl's second statement registers and accomplishes the normally very difficult feat of getting a blush out of Xarrest.

"Ah...um...well...yes. We are fully aware of..."

...I hate you so much right now. This is your fault!

Hey, someone had to step up! You're just too damn reserved, you know that?!

Maybe I'm so reserved because I've got you in my head all the time!

Dealing with your bullshit isn't quite a walk in the park for me either!

Hedonist! Lech!

Introvert! Closet perv!

[Elf]

Abigail

She smirked at Xarrast's blushing and stammering.  "Oh, so you're aware and know it academically, but you lack practice right?"

[Panda]

"I...suppose," Xarrest admits, "...But you really shouldn't underestimate what one can do with knowledge, and we can adapt very quickly."

[Elf]

Abby laughed and said, "That's true.  That's why I keep my nose stuck in books a lot of the time.  Plus there are two of you, and you two can switch off, right?"

[Panda]

"Yes," Xarrest admits, "There's me, Xarrest, of the school of initiative and knowing what you want and how to get it. And there's Adjutor, the introvert who's always willing to make your day better in any way he can."

[Elf]

"So the skirt chaser and the sweet nerd.  What an interesting combination," Abby said with a giggle, "So you just want to see me dancing naked and singing on the bar, but does Adjutor want to rescue me from my virginity?"

[Panda]

"Hey now," Xarrest says with a chuckle, "There are other pleasure in life, you know. As for Adjutor, if you put it that way, I'm certain he would be eager. Again, if it helps you, he's eager to help out any way he can."

[Elf]

"Soooooo," Abigail said with a grin, lifting her finger to Xarrest's face, "If I say, 'Licking me until I scream will help me with my magic studies' he'll do that and I don't have to do anything in return?"

[Panda]

"If that is actually the case," Xarrest says, returning the grin with one of his own, "Then yes. Why? Is this actually the case?"

Traitor!

Hey, you wouldn't be opposed to it!

Neither would you!

And I am perfectly fine with admitting it.

[Kotomine_Rin]

The pirate was distracted for a moment by the sudden pamphlet that simply appeared before him. He saw a familiar place, he was sure to have seen it somewh-

Oh my...

Lorenzo smirked at the realization, nodding at Adjutor before giving him a discret thumbs up. But he was in no means prepared to react to something as direct as Rider's question.

Pondering for an instant, the pirate suddenly took hold of the woman, her weight was surprisingly slight for a lady of her stature, or perhaps he was simply strong enough to hold her with such ease. Either way, it mattered not.

Thus, the pirate gleefully spoke, humoured by the situation. "Like... this!"

And with that, Lorenzo made a run towards the dungeon, Rider held high on his arms as the pirate chuckled all the way.

"Yohoho, now that I have captured the princess, I will make sure that she is taken care of with haste.", he cheesily stated with a pompous hammy voice worthy of a pirate.

[Elf]

Abigail felt her face heat up and replied, "M-maybe!  Apparently sexual acts can make Fae magic stronger, like unlocking new content in a game or something.  O-Or maybe I'm a hedonistic Fae who wants to be pleasured and worshiped without having to do anything in return."

[Panda]

"Then we would be perfectly happy to oblige you, either way," Xarrest says, his own embarrassment hidden behind a growing grin as he notes the effect on the person, apparently a Fae, "Though, you being a fae would certainly explain a fair bit."

With that, Xarrest leans back, finishing off his Zombie Killer, before setting the glass down and meeting Abby's eyes with his own, "So, would you like to continue this discussion elsewhere?"

[Elf]

Abby played with a lock of hair as Xarrest grinned at her.  She pointed to her pointy ears and said, "Come on, isn't this a sure cue that I'm Fae?  Humans don't generally have pointed ears unless they're Lord of the Ring fanatics and get work done."

Then she nodded and said, "Sure."

She waved at the blond and said, "Good luck."