Duke Taro
The duke chuckled and said, "Oh Forest. How deliciously over the top. I suppose if he says something else stupid go ahead. But right now, I think he knows exactly where he stands. No... I think its about time I tell both of you exactly what he is in trouble for. You see, when I checked my computer earlier today, I realized that I actually had some free time, free time I intended to use to jack off to the memory of a crush I had in my youth."
Too much information... the secretary thought.
"Thats when I realized, I didn't schedule an appointment. In fact, why would I even let someone come into my office when I am doing such important things as jacking off to my past?! Those wonderfully small perky breasts... those cute little fangs... the way she bit my dick..."
Please shut up, he thought.
"No... Mr. Secretary. You let in a spy. Isn't that right Forest?"