Forest
"I may be able to start a rebellion among them, if they can see what a bawbag Scott is," she said with a frown, "He's their 'mastermind', which I use loosely by the way."
Then she waved her hands at his thoughts and said, "I'm not Blondie the Sex Addict! I don't remember his name, but the back of his car reeked of spent bodily fluids and he had like a bunch of female undergarments there. Oh, and that's all he thought about the whole time he was getting me an appointment to speak with you!"