Cross Effects 3.0 - October 21, 2015—June 23, 2016

[SINIB]

Corbin

Corbin smirked but leaned into her touch.  He replied, "You know consent is a thing you know."


Saber

"Ah, Forest brings me groceries once a week.  I also have a refrigerator and pantry," Saber said with a tiny confused frown.


Forest

“MYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I, THE GREAT COUNT GREYSKULL HAVE ARRIVED!! TREMBLE AND WEEP, FOR YOUR DAY OF RECKONING HAS ARRIVED!!”

Forest blinked as she heard someone carrying on like the villain of an 80's Saturday morning cartoon.  A really familiar villain from an 80's Saturday morning cartoon, Forest thought before heading towards the over the top monologue she was hearing.

“HELLOOO!? ANYBODY THERE?! IT’S GETTING RATHER BONELY IN HERE!!! MYAHAHAHAHAH!!”

"Did you really say bonely?  That pun is worse than anything the Cryptkeeper would say," Forest said as she stepped up to the rather unusual . . . person who smelled slightly like spaghetti.

Irisviel

Ah, a pantry? Where do you keep something that big in such a tiny house like this?" Irisviel looked around. "I don't really understand, where's your larder?"

[Elf]

Saber

Saber walked to the cabinet above her Kurig and opened it up to show Irisviel the food inside.  "I also have the refrigerator as well.  This place is small, but it is sufficient for Lancelot and my needs."

[SINIB]

Saber

Saber walked to the cabinet above her Kurig and opened it up to show Irisviel the food inside.  "I also have the refrigerator as well.  This place is small, but it is sufficient for Lancelot and my needs."

Irisviel

"You must be having money problems. Let me get you a bigger house. A mansion at least, Saber?"

[Thedoctor]

Shinobu

Shinobu moaned softly as he ran his hands through her hair after releasing it. She then lowered one her hand sliding it past his chest and stomach down to his crotch and brushing it slowly with her hands through his pants

[Elf]

Saber

"I make a sufficient amount of money, and Forest does buy me food on a weekly basis.  Irisviel, I do not need your charity, but thank you just the same," Saber said as she stood to her full height and looked Irisviel in the eye.


Corbin

Corbin moaned against her lips as she began to fondle his length.  His pants were almost painfully tight; she needed to free him and soon.

[Thedoctor]

Shinobu

Shionbu continued her teasing for a bit before opening his pants and tugging them and his underwear down enough to free his length. She took hold of it with hand squeezing it before dragging her fingers across it all the way to the tip.

[Elf]

Corbin

Corbin hissed and nipped against her lips as she began to stroke him.  He moved his hands under her top, starting to slide it over her perfect skin.

[Kat]

ALPHA

Alpha nodded at mordred, though slightly confused at what the true identity of a cinema or arcade could be. It sounded peaceful enough, so it really couldn't be a bad idea.

Then, Noel gave Alpha two choices, and Alpha weighed her options carefully. On the one hand, Noel seemed to still be slightly off-balance, and would enjoy cooking. On the other hand,  Alpha liked living.

"Eating out seems like a nice idea, you look a  little tired and having someone work for us would be nice for a change."

Mordred

"We could go to a fancy restaurant if Noel can afford it." Mordred was intent on shamelessly exploiting her wealthier friend's money. "In my honest opinion we could go to Japanese or Italian restaurant. Nothing can go wrong if we pick either of them."

[Kat]

Ragna

"Sounds like walking into the wrong place when half-asleep. Still, rough," Ragna said, drinking some of his water. "Though, Alchemy, necromancy and mind magic... That's quite a spread. Doesn't sound too combat oriented, though. Do you have some idea how you're going to manage, town like this?"

Noriko

"It's quite flashy and vulgar, but I can always revive a corpse if one is around. Or stab someone with spike coming out from the ground. I'm a researcher, not a fighter, but I can figure out something how to fend off people." Noriko replied to Ragna's question. Undoubtedly it was a dangerous place, but she had ways to protect herself.

[Kotomine_Rin]

Count George

Oh gosh oh gosh oh golly, what do I do what do I do what do I do? Is she saying I'm weird? On second thought she's kinda cute, I don't want her to be weirded out. No no no no this can't be happening am I already messing it up? What if she thinks I'm a loser? This can't be happening oh geez oh geez please tell me this isn't happening...

Sweat dripped from the skeleton's calcium head, somehow. Despite the fact skeletons can't emote, this skeleton was as nervous as you could get. He cleared his throat and took a slight step back, but asserted dominance despite it all, waving his staff around.

"MYAH! THAT IS A MYSTERYYYYYYYYYYY!!! NOW THEN, NAME YOURSELF AT ONCE, M-MORTAL!!"

Vanguard

Vanguard gave Sakura a friendly backrub and smiled with relief. "Are you feeling better?"

[SINIB]

Sakura Matou

Sakura smiled at Rider as she reentered the room. "Yep. Never better!" She said to both Rider and Vanguard, who was now giving her a backrub. Sakura politely disengaged from van and squeezed herself in between Shirou and Rider. She was small, and the couch was large, so she was sure to fit!

After she got herself in between them, Sakura leaned over and whispered something super secretly into Shirou's ear, which caused him to smile at her and nod.

[Kotomine_Rin]

Vanguard

Vanguard frowned and folded her arms into a pout.

"Yes, just keep ignoring me." She mumbled like a child who was being ignored in her own birthday party.

[Elf]

Forest

Forest blinked not once but twice as the perfect representation of an 80's Saturday Morning cartoon villain seemed to get nervous.  And somehow clear his throat which Forest was pretty sure wasn't quiet possible.  Then he started shaking his staff around and she bit her lip to keep from laughing, but her indigo eyes sparkled with barely repressed mirth.

"MYAH! THAT IS A MYSTERYYYYYYYYYYY!!! NOW THEN, NAME YOURSELF AT ONCE, M-MORTAL!!"

Her right eyebrow crooked again, she stepped forward and gently poked him in the sternum with one index finger.  With some dismay she realized that she was going to have to repaint her nails pretty soon, her paint job was already peeling and chipping.  Then she smirked and said, "Immortal, Mister 80's Cartoon Villain.  I-m-m-o-r-t-a-l.  I'm called Forest, and do you have a name Lord 80's Cartoon?  Or am I going to need a way to shorten '80's Cartoon' because it becomes quite the mouthful after a while."

[SINIB]

Shirou and Sakura

Sakura sat happily next to Shirou as he smiled at her. He was jubilant! She and him were going to have a great time later, they'd have a chance to catch up, and just have alot of fun. It was going to be…

"Senpai, your hair... Why is it wet and red…?" He heard Sakura ask hesitantly. "Oh um…I hit my head earlier, it's nothing to worry about Sakura." Suddenly, before he could react, Sakura had pushed him down and sat on top of him, casting a healing spell on him without a seconds delay. He felt the dull thud in his head instantly fade away, and he became uncomfortably aware his head was now resting on Vanguard's lap. "Senpai, we need to get you cleaned up right now!" Sakura commanded him. "Sure, but can you let me up please?"

[Kotomine_Rin]

George.

The poor skeleton overlord flinched and let out an inaudible “MYAH!” as his sternum was mercilessly poked. Her touch was shockingly cold, and for as light as it was he could feel no pulse inside.

Then, he realized in horror he wasn’t dealing with a human, but an immortal v-vampire! By now, he was terrified and chilled to the bone. He had never faced a v-vampire, but he saw the movers!  They always gave him the spooks, but not this time! He would not let her suck his blood dry, he would assert dominance and show who was boss!

“I-I, w-WELL I AM THE GREAT AND ALL POWERFUL COUNT METATARSALS GREYSKULL TIBULA VIII THE FIRST!! I-IT’S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, IMMORTAL!”

Shoot, this was too casual! He messed up, she probably thought he was a loser or something. No, she definetely did. Quick, he needed to come up with something.

"UHHH...DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST PEOPLE CAN'T SEE THEIR NOSE WHEN THEY LOOK DOWN? I CAN SPEND ALL DAY LOOKING DOWN AND I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE!!!!"