Theodore
Teddy raised an eyebrow at the dumb blondie’s sudden course of action, but soon said brow was pummelled mercilessly by Medaka’s furious fist. As if it wasn’t bad enough, blondie’s bloody lump of meaty donut paste was dumped on his face, and to add insult to injury, Vice-Prez proceeded to give him a feral footjob.
If this was shonen jump, this bullying scene would have to be regulated. Forget TV air times, even a Blu Ray OVA would’ve been risqué. Even ecchi wouldn’t cut it.
“Hey, what’s your problem? I didn’t do anything this time! Damn, are all 3D girls as annoying as you two? First that idiot interrupts my picnic, tries to kill me, and then all of a sudden when I do try to defend myself, you show up and beat me up too like I’m the bad guy.” He said with a hint of annoyance mixed with smugness while still looking like a soulless robot, somehow.
Then, something odd happened. The demon slipped and permeated into the ground along with his clothes like he was some sort of fertiliser, only to pop up the ground behind the two as if he was a fish out of water, only with less splashing or muddy messes.
His clothes, body and everything seemed fine aside all the dust that had gotten over his impeccable suit. Honestly, he seemed more concerned with dusting off the dirt off his clothes than having to bother with the two, especially the seemingly immortal girl. normally he'd try to figure out the secret behind such tricks, maybe even steal her body and claim her ability his own.
But he didn't really care anymore. She was kind of annoying, if only a little.
“Don’t you kids have anything better to do?” He asked flatly, almost out of annoyingly boring boredom.