Theodore
But I didn’t do anything wrong until that jerk punched me…
The demon sighed and scratched his head. This was really turning out to be a huge pain in the ass, not that he actually had one. And the other one wasn’t much better, she looked like she’d jump on him and tear him apart any moment now.
Ara ara, what is it with this city and crazy women anyway? He was just minding his business, and they all just decided to be a nuisance. But when he did try to deal with them, he was the bad guy? Jeez.
“Um, my name is Theodore, but you can call me Teddy-san with affection. And I haven’t been up to any mischief, just harmless goofs and gaffs that wouldn’t even endanger a panda. If you’re trying to protect people, you’re doing a pretty bad job at it. Kids like you should stay at school and study hard. Same for you, blondie; I don’t know what sick hobbies you have, but I want nothing to do with them. Now please, my ramen will get cold.” He replied calmly, bowing politely before walking away. Hopefully blondie would get the memo that he wasn't in the mood for any of her perverted stuff.
And for a second, he looked surprised. As if he realized his underwear got dirty, or remembered something very important. "Oh, I almost forgot." He noted before pulling out two cellphones from his pocket, fiddling with both and typing something in each before turning around and tossing one to Medaka.
"It's dangeorous to go alone. We're contacts now, so please call me when you're in trouble. Knowing you, it will be often, which is good. I get lonely." He said flatly before walking away - again.