Lorenzo Remei
Lorenzo pouted, suddenly feeling a little offended by how lightly he was being taken. It seemed he had no choice, he'd have to use that...
"Well if you say so, I guess you'll have to settle with gorgeous. Besides, you don't know what you're on about. Lemme teach you, little lady!"
Suddenly, a spark lit up in his eye sockets, gold shining brighter than the sun. Spinning with glamour and glory, his hands flowed trough the air, moving down and ascending to the skies in a wonderful pose. Then, one hand on his hip and the other pointing his thumb at his heart, Lorenzo grinned wider.
At the same time, the fire from his body began to spread on the ground slightly, circling around him like a flaming vortex.
"I am the one who rules the seven seas, the one who's gloria reigns supreme and who's greatness will be told for generations!"
Crossing his arms in the most fabulous fashion possible to man, he sparkled before crying in macho delight, sparkles and light oozing from him as the world itself shook before his greatness. Or maybe not. Perhaps it was just the sound of a truck passing by.
"I am the one true master of the oceans and king of all seas, I am he who will hold everything the world has to offer in the palm of his hands! I am the bright flame, I am the burning flag, I am the emperor that even death couldn't vanquish!!"
He boasted in a pompous thunderous roar, his arm rising like a glorious phoenix serpent king and pointing to the skies with the grace of a butterfly and might of a 50 ton cannon.
"I AM LORENZO REMEI, THE GREATEST PIRATE WHO LIVED, DIED AND LIVED TO TELL THE TALE!! SURELY YOU HAVE HEARD OF ME, FOOLISH LITTLE GIRL ...BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Suddenly, a fiery burst erupted behind him, glorious multicoloured blazing fireworks basking the scene with the glory of Lorenzo! Sadly, fireworks are -still - much less glamorous under the daylight in the middle of a mall. Shoppers passing by gave him strange looks, and some were much more alert, but he didn't notice. Still, his bravado was unfaltering, as burning as his fiery passion.
The blast sent his cape fluttering forward cooly as he posed in this amazing backdrop, the blast was so intense it almost blew both away. No, it definetely blew them away.