Lorenzo Remei
Insert epic Cruise Music that's Totally Blasting at Full VolumeLorenzo sailed his thrusty ship he stole from a group of halo wieners or something, something about a treasure in a casino underwater and a chip to open it. Apparently there was a dam back in the day, and some sort of inauguration for a Starside Casino, but they all drowned after the dam broke. Tragic, really, but not for long! As if he'd let anyone get their hands on the gold, weapons and um, whatever else was waiting for him. With this wealth, he could start anew.
Begin again, huh?Bah, it didn't matter. He did his homework and knew where to find it, that part was easy. The hard part was apparently... letting go. Whatever that was supposed to mean. All he'd need was a sucker who would swim underwater and fetch it for him. If he could find a dependable lad, he'd become filthy rich, and powerful! The ladies would worship him, and so would Lucy. That aside, he also had to pay his landlord back, if he didn't manage before nightfall he'd get an earful.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! THE TREASURE IS MINE!!!!!" He roared, raising his fist in the air and roaring maniacally. But suddenly, something dreadful happened. Without his knowledge, the birds in his crew, hungry for some succulent energy, were digging around the machinery he had no idea how to operate. Perhaps throwing the pilot abroad wasn't such a great idea.
The ship shook, and there was an explosion from behind him. Crap, what now! Uh?
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ? ? ? ? ? ?" He cried out, jumping back in terror. The ship, it was s-s-sinking! The water, water was spilling and erupting all over the place, if it touched him... he'd be a goner.
Calm down, relax. It's just water, it can't hurt you, just breathe. There is no problem that can't be fixed by burning it away, surely water is the same! He thought, wishfully thinking that pouring enough flames at the flooding water would make it evaporate, keeping the ship from sinking. In fact, it just made the ship catch on fire.
"Crap, crap, crap, crap!"