Methuselah
Methuselah kept eating the chips awkwardly. On one hand, they were really good, on the other, this girl just came and spoke to him. He still couldn't believe it, did she really call him handsome? What if she liked him!? Damn, he wasn't psychologically ready for a committed relationship just yet!
"Oh! Um, I am Methuselah. Y-you can call me that." He said while munching more chips, a little shy, a little nervous but doing his best to keep a composed air. It almost worked, eating while talking sure helped. Damn, he really should have put a better coat or something.
He looked around, tapped his fingers and thought for a little. She seemed nice and polite, and she did compliment him. He guessed it wouldn't be so bad if he opened his heart to her a little, just a little. He wouldn't want to look weak and scare her away after all.
"Well, I guesss if you must know... I feel lonely. I mean, look at me! I used to be a dark god, a powerful god, but no one seems to look up to me! It's not like I like being scary, people just thought a dark god had to look blatantly dangerous. Ughhhh! All I want is a girlfriend, a nice cute girl who will care for me and understand me! Is that too much for a dark avatar to ask!?"
Methuselah crossed his arms and pouted with a loud hmph. Phew, that actually got him a little worked up. It felt good to let things off his chest once in a while, hopefully she'd be understanding.