Sakura Matou
"Rider isn't a hitman, silly. You know how Rin and I are Magi, right? Rider's one of my magical familiars, called a servant, who I summoned to fight for me. She's really super strong, so whenever we have an issue, Rider's always a reliable choice to deal with it. And she has an attack that's like a laser, thus the disintegration part." Sakura gave Joe a brief summary in a way that hopefully he would understand.
"And I rent properties of all shapes and sizes, I have quite a few holdings! If you're ever looking for a new, make sure to let me know, I'll be sure to give my sister's friend a nice discount! And don't worry, I'm not trying to rope you into some skeevy contract."
Sakura then turned to prance over to Rin, and, then, floating up a bit on her shadows (standing on her tiptoes had been hard since she got pregnant) to whisper something in her ear.
"You found quite a good guy Rin, I like him alot."