Ryu, Parker
"Shoryuken!" A fist slammed into a car, sending it flying into another one. The crash could be heard for miles. Screams suddenly erupted, poisoning the air with dozens upon dozens of desperate wails. With Ryuji occupying the middle of the street, many of the surviving cars scrambled to turn around, hitting each other along the way. Of course, this simply resulted in a huge jam.
"You know the shoryuken is an upper cut right?" Parker said, undoing a fold-able chair. He placed it on the edge of a sidewalk as Ryu disrupted traffic with his attacks. "Have you even played street fighter?"
"Of course I have, but shouting attack names is cool!" Ryu replied. He cupped his hands, turned to the side and shot a fiery blast at a fleeing civilian running along the sidwalk. "BIG BANG KAMEHAMEHA!"
"Thats not eve-" Parker groaned, placing one hand on his forehead before continuing. The energy blast flew past Parker, towards a random man fleeing from the mayhem. A loud screem echoed through the sky before being engulfed in an orange energy, never to be seen again. "Look, just keep doing your job. This is supposed to be a few blocks down from the target, so be sure make a lot of noise."
Ryu gave Parker a cheesy thumbs up before leaping into the air, raising his arms and smashing them on the ground the moment his feet pierced the concrete. The resulting strike shattered the road, sending rubble in every direction.
