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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: October 23, 2013, 12:42:35 AM »
You can chop someone's head off without killing them.
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects- The RP
« on: October 23, 2013, 12:26:13 AM »
Axe Cop looked at the fiery person before him and frowned, pushing his eyebrows together. Unfortunately the action was invisible behind his glasses, leading to him appearing completely still to any passer-by. However, upon spotting the police hat on top of the man's head-skull-thing, Axe Cop nodded.
"There's one in the station. They built it that way so officers wouldn't have to walk to get their food."
He'd have to remember that when he got home. It was an ingenious idea, and whoever had designed the Nexus police station had known what he was doing. The bakery was there in the entrance, so anyone coming in could buy food. There were dozens of donuts steaming in the empty building, with no one to eat them. Best of all, even civilians could buy food, giving more revenue for the station. Maybe his bakery could stock candy canes and fruits and anti-gorilla specialized bananas.
Axe Cop scanned the stranger again.
"The food's free for staff," he added, prodding the sign on the desk.
"There's one in the station. They built it that way so officers wouldn't have to walk to get their food."
He'd have to remember that when he got home. It was an ingenious idea, and whoever had designed the Nexus police station had known what he was doing. The bakery was there in the entrance, so anyone coming in could buy food. There were dozens of donuts steaming in the empty building, with no one to eat them. Best of all, even civilians could buy food, giving more revenue for the station. Maybe his bakery could stock candy canes and fruits and anti-gorilla specialized bananas.
Axe Cop scanned the stranger again.
"The food's free for staff," he added, prodding the sign on the desk.
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: October 23, 2013, 12:08:04 AM »Bloble the decision is yours as the Axe Cop player.
I have decided that tryouts are something you should never skip. Get over here brah.
Besides, from the looks of it these guys are in the middle of some serious drama shit. No need to suddenly have an new character show up to complicate things. We can do that after they've sorted things out. I'm sure at least one of them has done something that deserves a head chopping.
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: October 22, 2013, 04:47:55 AM »I'm tempted for Doomrider to do tryouts with Axe Cop.
I wonder if Cocaine would give him another superpower.
Do it. You're just the kind of guy Axe Cop needs.
But no jabs. You can do all the martial arts shit you want, but if I see one jab you're out. And you better hope your front kick is up to par.
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects- The RP
« on: October 21, 2013, 10:41:17 PM »
The police station was a mess. It bore the marks of a place recently and quickly evacuated, with little care for any of the furniture or appliances having been taken during the messy exodus that must have occurred barely an hour ago. Coffee mugs left overturned, paper work unsigned or spattered with juice, and shotguns unpolished.
Axe Cop's bristles bristled.
This would not stand.
How could one expect to go out and fight bad guys when coming home to a place unfit to work in? Even bad guys took time to have meetings about synergy and workplace hazards, but whoever the Nexus police officers had been, it was obvious that they'd missed that memo. Axe Cop would have words with the officer in charge as soon as they showed up, but until then he would take up the responsibility of running a tight ship himself.
"Dinosaur Soldier, we need the Vacuum Cleaner of Cleanliness-"
Oh, right. Avocado Soldier wasn't there.
"Unibaby, mind wishing up a dustpan-"
Nope, no one there.
Axe Cop frowned. His mustache stopped bristling and started sizzling.
Axe Cop straightened his aviators and marched out of the messy building, dragging along a desk as he did so. He quickly set it up in front of the entrance, took a seat on the nearby chair, and wrote a clearly legible sign on a nearby piece of paper he found. He then folded the paper so it would stand up on its own, placed it on the desk, and waited with his arms crossed and axe at his side.
The sign, of course, said only one thing:
TRYOUTS
Axe Cop's bristles bristled.
This would not stand.
How could one expect to go out and fight bad guys when coming home to a place unfit to work in? Even bad guys took time to have meetings about synergy and workplace hazards, but whoever the Nexus police officers had been, it was obvious that they'd missed that memo. Axe Cop would have words with the officer in charge as soon as they showed up, but until then he would take up the responsibility of running a tight ship himself.
"Dinosaur Soldier, we need the Vacuum Cleaner of Cleanliness-"
Oh, right. Avocado Soldier wasn't there.
"Unibaby, mind wishing up a dustpan-"
Nope, no one there.
Axe Cop frowned. His mustache stopped bristling and started sizzling.
Axe Cop straightened his aviators and marched out of the messy building, dragging along a desk as he did so. He quickly set it up in front of the entrance, took a seat on the nearby chair, and wrote a clearly legible sign on a nearby piece of paper he found. He then folded the paper so it would stand up on its own, placed it on the desk, and waited with his arms crossed and axe at his side.
The sign, of course, said only one thing:
TRYOUTS
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects Character Page
« on: October 20, 2013, 01:36:02 AM »
Name: Axe Cop
Race: Cop (don't ask, it's complicated)
Age: Kinda old but not old enough to be boring, so like 35 maybe
Height: Axe
Weight: Cop
Eyes: Impossible to know because he never takes his glasses off
Hair: He's bald and never removes his hat. Has a bitchin' black mustache that's impervious to damage.
Appearance: HE'S A COP WITH AN AXE (also can transform so it's fairly fluid)
Alignment: Lawful Good
Charisma: A (do you see how many people he gets at his tryouts? shit's crazy)
Strength: C (B with lemon)
Agility: C (B with lemon)
Speed: C (B with lemon, A when chopping people's heads off)
Magic Resistance: D
Magic Ability: None, technically. But he can pull shit out of his ass (not literally) often enough that it's sort of like magic. For a complete list of his abilities, read the comic.
Other Abilities: Chopping people's heads off. Martial Arts. I'm not listing them all here. Seriously. You can just put down 'whatever is most ridiculous' and it would fit. There's a gun that shoots books, a book that turns into a giant robot... too much. Way too much stuff. Oh, when he eats a lemon he powers up and turns into Axe Cop With Lemon (raises all stats by 1 rank), and when he gets lit on fire he turns into Axe Cop Fire. He also has a T-Rex but he left it back home.
Origin: All you need to know
After the events of his comic, Axe cop takes a vacation to a hotel, where he plans on watching lots of movies and eating cake. However, he checked into the a hotel in Bad-guy-ville, so he has to go out and chop off the head of every bad guy. At the end, he chops off Evile Champagne Man's head, causing the town to be flooded by really tasty booze. Axe cop accidentally drinks it all and falls asleep for two minutes.
When Axe cop wakes up, he is in an empty police station in Nexus. Since there are no other officers there, Axe Cop decides to hold tryouts for his new partner, which is where his story begins...
Weakness: Talking gorillas
Likes: Axes, being a Cop, beating up bad guys, chopping off bad guys' heads, dinosaurs, anything a 5 year old boy would like
Dislikes: Bad guys (not really), talking gorillas, people figuring out he's bald, not being able to chop up bad guys, anything a 5 year old boy would hate
Race: Cop (don't ask, it's complicated)
Age: Kinda old but not old enough to be boring, so like 35 maybe
Height: Axe
Weight: Cop
Eyes: Impossible to know because he never takes his glasses off
Hair: He's bald and never removes his hat. Has a bitchin' black mustache that's impervious to damage.
Appearance: HE'S A COP WITH AN AXE (also can transform so it's fairly fluid)
Alignment: Lawful Good
Charisma: A (do you see how many people he gets at his tryouts? shit's crazy)
Strength: C (B with lemon)
Agility: C (B with lemon)
Speed: C (B with lemon, A when chopping people's heads off)
Magic Resistance: D
Magic Ability: None, technically. But he can pull shit out of his ass (not literally) often enough that it's sort of like magic. For a complete list of his abilities, read the comic.
Other Abilities: Chopping people's heads off. Martial Arts. I'm not listing them all here. Seriously. You can just put down 'whatever is most ridiculous' and it would fit. There's a gun that shoots books, a book that turns into a giant robot... too much. Way too much stuff. Oh, when he eats a lemon he powers up and turns into Axe Cop With Lemon (raises all stats by 1 rank), and when he gets lit on fire he turns into Axe Cop Fire. He also has a T-Rex but he left it back home.
Origin: All you need to know
After the events of his comic, Axe cop takes a vacation to a hotel, where he plans on watching lots of movies and eating cake. However, he checked into the a hotel in Bad-guy-ville, so he has to go out and chop off the head of every bad guy. At the end, he chops off Evile Champagne Man's head, causing the town to be flooded by really tasty booze. Axe cop accidentally drinks it all and falls asleep for two minutes.
When Axe cop wakes up, he is in an empty police station in Nexus. Since there are no other officers there, Axe Cop decides to hold tryouts for his new partner, which is where his story begins...
Weakness: Talking gorillas
Likes: Axes, being a Cop, beating up bad guys, chopping off bad guys' heads, dinosaurs, anything a 5 year old boy would like
Dislikes: Bad guys (not really), talking gorillas, people figuring out he's bald, not being able to chop up bad guys, anything a 5 year old boy would hate
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: October 20, 2013, 01:35:19 AM »
Axe Cop's pretty much exactly like Inferno Cop except he doesn't swear and he's a cop with an axe. He sometimes pulls out gadgets and stuff but they're all secretly magic and he forgets about them after one use, too.
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: October 19, 2013, 10:54:22 PM »From what I've seen, the tone is what your character makes it. Cu is having fun and a jolly old time and sounds like it, Rider is unhappy (from what I've skimmed of page 1) and running, Alter is mad and wants to watch the world burn or something and I don't know I skim very lightly.
So basically, do whatever.
I dibs inferno cop. If you pick mecha cop we can be buddy cops, though.
Axe Cop or nothin'.
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: October 19, 2013, 10:21:40 PM »Is this still accepting players?
I'm assuming yes, since no one's screamed at me to get out yet.
By the way, what's the tone of this RP? I've browsed the posts and I'm not particularly sure.
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: October 19, 2013, 08:34:35 PM »
Hm. Okay, so what I'm getting from this is...
1. We get dumped in some magic city and gotta figure out what the fuck is going on.
2. You can take any character from any work of fiction as long as it's not too Sci-Fi, and you can use OCs as well.
3. You can do whatever the hell you want once your character is in the RP, but killing others is a no-no unless they decide to do it themselves.
4. There is no other purpose or rule other than don't be a dick.
Sounds pretty good. Do we post our sheets here or PM them to Elf?
1. We get dumped in some magic city and gotta figure out what the fuck is going on.
2. You can take any character from any work of fiction as long as it's not too Sci-Fi, and you can use OCs as well.
3. You can do whatever the hell you want once your character is in the RP, but killing others is a no-no unless they decide to do it themselves.
4. There is no other purpose or rule other than don't be a dick.
Sounds pretty good. Do we post our sheets here or PM them to Elf?
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: October 19, 2013, 07:12:38 PM »
Is there a list of which characters are already taken? I can already see a bunch of Shirou and Archers, and I don't want to accidentally use someone who's already taken. (darn you for grabbing Lancah!)
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: October 19, 2013, 06:58:24 PM »
So I took a quick look at the OP of the thread. It says five characters max, but is that a necessity? If I'm about to join can I start off with only one character and just add new ones when I feel like it?