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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects- The RP

« on: February 13, 2014, 05:45:29 AM »

The vampire woman shuddered at Gabriel's words. For some reason his mere presence was causing... things to happen. Things that weren't supposed to be happening. Thoughts once repressed through unspeakable acts rose out of their coma. The disruption was controllable, but if the effect was strengthened... It was more than mere attraction, she knew, as her entire body shivered and her free hand clenched into a fist that could bend steel. Such a force could only be supernatural.

She brought her shaking hand up with some effort, offering the open phone to the man before her.

"Speak now," she said, unable to look him in the eye. "And you will be heard as well as seen."

The sudden explosion of magical energy served as a convenient distraction to keep annoying thoughts of begging for an embrace out of the girl's mind. She looked away, smiling as blue energy lit up the night sky. "Best hurry," she added with a smile. "Things are moving rather quickly tonight."

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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page

« on: February 13, 2014, 04:22:30 AM »

Alice, if you're talking about the vampire girl, she's kinda... well, brainwashed to hell and back. All you'd get out of her is two weeks of torture and the blurry image of a blond, sunglasses-wearing man in a red and black suit.

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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page

« on: February 10, 2014, 03:00:00 AM »

I'm waiting on Gabriel, and Valda's waiting on Luka, which is still my bad.

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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page

« on: February 09, 2014, 07:39:03 PM »

You can edit after you post, so don't worry about it. Elf will tell you if it needs work.

Oh, and while we don't strictly have any Monster Girls, we do kinda have the protag of Monster Girl quest. And we've got Mewtwo.

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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page

« on: February 09, 2014, 08:09:01 AM »

Everyone else has put their weaknesses on their sheets. All of them. How can we expect you to roleplay with us if you're not even willing to do that much?

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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: The Velvet Room

« on: February 08, 2014, 11:59:09 PM »

"Get it yo'self, nigga, you have 'nother hand." Neo said while reclining on the couch. He then took another swig from the beer can.

"One hand isn't enough to beat a shaggy carpet, dumbass!"

*THE finger is given to the beer drinker. THE finger falls off. Shaggy carpet is shaggy.*

"OH SHIT. Damn you, Strohiem! Damn you and that Nazi science of yours!"

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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: The Velvet Room

« on: February 08, 2014, 06:56:19 AM »

Joseph: "OH MY GOD!"

*Jojo rises. Sign is flipping through the air, sticks to giant ball of... stuff. Cranial bleeding ignored in favour of fresh meat.*

Joseph: "Little lady, you might have just saved my life. You have Joseph Joestar's thanks!"

*Complete disregard for what's actually happening. Probably brain damage. More casual posing. Colour scheme returns.*

Joseph: "Pay no mind to the accident. It's just the world's attempt to get rid of me for realizing the truth of this Room so easily. A Joestar won't die so easily, World! We beat you once, and we can do it again!"

*Definitely brain damage. A moment taken to observe the new arrival. A nod of approval.*

Joseph: "I must say, I like your taste in headgear. VERY NICE. I've flown a few planes in my day too, you know. Haven't landed one yet, but I'll get there eventually."

*Thumbs up with hand. Hand is metal. Thumb is loose, falls off. Carpet is very, very shaggy.*

Joseph: "OH NO! I just got that fixed! So much for German science. Quick, girl, help me get that blasted thing before some rat runs off with it again. I'll give you a reward if you do!"

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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page

« on: February 07, 2014, 07:26:11 PM »

Damn, I expected to have Igor as the mediator for the VR.

Instead we got an Hamon manipulator comboing poses and proclaiming himself the protag. How come?

Igor isn't fabulous enough.

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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page

« on: February 07, 2014, 04:07:20 PM »

You do if you use Gilgamesh style alignments. Get creative~

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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page

« on: February 07, 2014, 02:37:52 PM »

DIOOOOOOOOOO

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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page

« on: February 07, 2014, 01:11:45 PM »

That's exactly what I had in mind Mike.  Say if someone wanted to make some time with Rin?  Well, she hasn't hooked up with Dark Archer in the Velvet Room.

Are we meant to treat the Velvet Room as one single continuity, or can we basically ignore things that happened in there before?

Gahahaha! You cannot disregard the Jojo!

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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: The Velvet Room

« on: February 07, 2014, 04:59:04 AM »

Ah, all is peaceful in the Velvet Room. It is a place for those out of time, out of story, and out of mind. It is a beacon of relaxation, where no stress can exist. It is the perfect place to sit down, kick back, and enjoy some well earned smut without worrying about silly things like vampires or family drama-

? ? ? : "THE MAIN CHARACTER HAS ARRIVED!"

*Crash!*

? ? ? : "Hah... hah... that's right, you can't keep me out of this story, scoundrels! Jojo is here!"

*Ridiculous posing. Lighting effects go haywire. Someone behind the set is fired.*

Joseph: "Look here, you fools! I've got my eyes on you, and I'm keeping close watch on that scroll bar! Don't even think of skipping over me, or I'll make sure you regret it when I finally manage to get into the IC thread!"

*The background is gone. Strobe lights are switched on. Please fasten your seatbelts and make sure you aren't smoking anything.*

Joseph: "So you thought you could forget about what's actually going on, huh? Thought you could just stick your fingers in your ears and write that shitty porn of yours without interruption? Well that's not happening! I, Joseph Joestar, am sworn to battle the three most ancient evils of Vampires, Pillar Men, and Rabid Fangirls! My shounen spirit will without fail ruin any atmosphere you create, until my demands are met!"

*More posing. The background music is now dubstep. Reading is now equivalent to being on LSD.*

Joseph: "Okay, now that the speeches are done with, I need a sidekick! Hell, I'll even take a partner as long as they recognize that I'm the main character. So listen here, you shitty OCs and half-assed canon monstrosities! You've just been given a once in a lifetime opportunity. As an integral part of the newly founded Jojo Dojo, you'll receive extremely desirable employee benefits! So desirable, in fact, that I can't even tell you what they are until you sign up."

*There is no canon colour scheme. Your character's hair is now blue, and it will be green 2 seconds later.*

Joseph: "Together, we'll make sure everyone knows exactly who's the boss around here! Apply now and get one free lemon with your character of choice! This is a limited time offer, so hurry and call now! Just be careful what you say, because depending on your answer, I may have to kick your ass!"

*Jojo Dojo sign falls down. Jojo is knocked out. Anticlimactic finish. Phantom Fun is over. Please stay tuned for Part 2: Lemon Tendency.*

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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page

« on: February 07, 2014, 04:39:44 AM »

Ohboy. Well, maybe I can do something interesting here without upsetting the balance too much.

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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects- The RP

« on: February 06, 2014, 05:47:27 AM »

"Why do you think people drink this stuff?" The man took another sip of the alcoholic drink, going through the motions before letting it slide down his throat. "If I were still capable of drowning my sorrows, dear, this would be my preferred drink. As it is, this is just a matter of habit." He lowered his cup.

"As for my over-reliance on technology," he began, gazing into the mesmerizing sphere that still amazed him every time it was summoned. "One can only do what they can do. Circuits and transmission is where I shine, so I'll stick to that even if a better alternative arises. Besides, there is a certain romanticism in two things that can only exist together, and are useless alone." A certain bitterness made its way into the man's words as he said them. The irony hadn't escaped him.

"Speaking of which, I have a call to take." He flipped open the phone once more and put it to his ear.


Miles away, the emptiness in a certain vampire's eyes faded the tiniest bit, and they moved to track the new, rather attractive arrival, who had slunk out of the shadows to meet her. She smiled, lowering the phone that had been held up to her ear as a stranger addressed her. "For a while now, yes," her words were slightly slurred, but still understandable. Her smile was the calm, placid kind that could only come from either complete serenity or a mind all but destroyed by drugs and magic. "It would be a shame to miss the action."

She paused for a moment, and shuddered. "You aren't the Law Unto Herself, are you? Barring a sudden sex change, it seems unlikely." Then she frowned, feeling a sudden rush of endorphins and hormones that didn't belong, like a sudden de-sync between player and reality. "Tch. That feels... wrong."

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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page

« on: February 06, 2014, 05:41:00 AM »

Oooh, so Rei's meant to rescue Reina...

Never mind, then. I ain't about to intrude upon a potential lesbian robosexual romance. Just consider me the fall-back guy.