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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: April 29, 2014, 04:35:12 AM »Who will save the civilians Bloble?
Chopping the heads off of bad guys is more important than a bunch of boring civilians.
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Chopping the heads off of bad guys is more important than a bunch of boring civilians.
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: April 29, 2014, 03:26:36 AM »
Axe Cop solos. No, I'm not joking.
If you take it any higher, he actually will interfere. You've gotta be blind not to notice what's going on.
If you take it any higher, he actually will interfere. You've gotta be blind not to notice what's going on.
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: April 29, 2014, 12:32:27 AM »
Guys, you better not be dropping that mountain on the city, or Axe Cop will end up throwing it at you.
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: April 26, 2014, 05:18:42 AM »
Nah, I'm not gonna cockblock those two like that.
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: April 26, 2014, 04:03:57 AM »
Higher than you'd think.
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: April 26, 2014, 03:14:44 AM »
Okay guys, convince me not to ruin the Gilgamesh/Karna face-off.
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: April 25, 2014, 03:07:44 AM »
Just gonna leave this here.
He also at one point rebuilt the White House with gold, and lived in it after killing every bad guy ever.
He also at one point rebuilt the White House with gold, and lived in it after killing every bad guy ever.
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: April 25, 2014, 01:45:02 AM »
It's obviously Axe Cop, the only being in the city who can hope to rival Gil in sheer asspullery. Yes, that's a real word. Fuck you, spell-check.
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: April 24, 2014, 03:55:55 AM »Oh god Dr. McNinja. Of course he's in Nexus City.
Bloble, you are a fantastic person for knowing and referencing Dr. McNinja.
But of course! Axe Cop and Dr. McNinja are canonically bros. I might even bring in the latter at some point.
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects- The RP
« on: April 24, 2014, 02:01:15 AM »
"It's fine, kiddo. Just be careful the next time you run into that thing," Axe Cop grumbled. "This city's getting too many new arrivals too fast, and we still have no idea what's causing it. There's already been a dozen firefights, a few blocks exploding, and a meteor show that wasn't scheduled until five years from now. Here, take this. If you start feeling like there's an alien parasite growing in your body, call Dr. McNinja." He handed the lost looking fellow a donut, gave him a pat on the back, and took off, leaping over rooftops in search of more trouble to fix.
That tentacle thing had gotten away once, but the next time, it wouldn't be so lucky...
That tentacle thing had gotten away once, but the next time, it wouldn't be so lucky...
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects- The RP
« on: April 23, 2014, 10:56:51 PM »
"Hey."
A voice interrupted Karna's silent exit. "I should be thanking you for the help, kid, but that's not how you fight a bad guy."
Axe Cop stood resolutely in Karna's way, mustache bristling. "For starters, that thing isn't dead yet. Turning your back on somebody like that is like asking to get your head chopped off."
A voice interrupted Karna's silent exit. "I should be thanking you for the help, kid, but that's not how you fight a bad guy."
Axe Cop stood resolutely in Karna's way, mustache bristling. "For starters, that thing isn't dead yet. Turning your back on somebody like that is like asking to get your head chopped off."
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: April 23, 2014, 05:09:50 AM »
Congratulations, PARIAH. You get to fight a joke character.
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects- The RP
« on: April 23, 2014, 04:51:18 AM »
"Hey, monster!"
The streets cracked. A mass of tentacles that had been shooting for a group of innocent bystanders was sliced into bits and then incinerated by an instrument of violence great enough to make Excalibur itself pale in comparison.
An Axe fell to the ground, and a man picked it up. But not just any man.
No, this man was the only Axe Cop there ever was.
"Listen up, kid," Axe Cop said, brandishing his axe threateningly. "You can't have more than 43 tentacles at one time. It's the law." It was the law because as soon as someone has 44 tentacles, they turn Evil. Not normal Evil like a giant squid, but Super Evil. The kid that was eating people had way more than 44 tentacles. "Now get rid of those tentacles and barf up those people you ate, or I'll chop your head off!"
The streets cracked. A mass of tentacles that had been shooting for a group of innocent bystanders was sliced into bits and then incinerated by an instrument of violence great enough to make Excalibur itself pale in comparison.
An Axe fell to the ground, and a man picked it up. But not just any man.
No, this man was the only Axe Cop there ever was.
"Listen up, kid," Axe Cop said, brandishing his axe threateningly. "You can't have more than 43 tentacles at one time. It's the law." It was the law because as soon as someone has 44 tentacles, they turn Evil. Not normal Evil like a giant squid, but Super Evil. The kid that was eating people had way more than 44 tentacles. "Now get rid of those tentacles and barf up those people you ate, or I'll chop your head off!"
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: April 23, 2014, 04:37:58 AM »Hmm, what is Medea going to do now that the people at the compound have shown that they're stronger than she'd expected...?
They have shown no such thing. Everything that occurred at the compound and the castle falls well within expectations.
Also, you've thwarted me simply by not answering the phone. To think that would be my defeat...
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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / Re: Cross Effects - Sign Up, Discussion Page
« on: April 17, 2014, 06:43:00 AM »
I am merely in hibernation until the dreaded exam period passes.
Oh, and the phone's not just playing a song. It's ringing.
Oh, and the phone's not just playing a song. It's ringing.