Skeleton Crew Army
"Kyahahaha, let's bone them!", a skeleton cackled as he readied twin blades, smiling wildly as if his whole unlife was for this very moment. "Kekekeke, you always tickle me funny bone.", a ladybo- um, excuse me...
A seemingly female skeleton shrieked in delight, the whole army of undead laughed in unison. DOzens of archers drew their bows, a rain of arrows to turn the bunch into swiss cheese.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA, they do not know this yet, but they are in grave danger.", roared a skeleton spider armed with lots and lots of skullcannons. "Let's dig in! The one who gets em first gets a promotion! Free food for everyone"
With that, hundreds of skeletons laughed even harder, except Timmy the tin bone.
"But sir, I don't have the stomach for it..."
A dead silence now filled the bar.
"Well, you sir, are FIRED!", yelled the spiderskeleton just as a bird of fire came crashing on poor Timmy.
As the skeletons laughed harder and harder, they barely noticed their companions were getting handled like ragdolls, bones flying everywhere.
Lorenzo Remei
Seeing the rain of arrows coming down on him, the pirate wasted no breath, flipping the table in order to shield him from the projectiles. Behind the table, he chuckled before snapping his fingers.
Suddenly, flames all over burst around the two men, causing countless explosions as the fire spread further. Numerous skeletons were now flying every direction as they burned into a crisp.
"Take that ye cheap scoundrels!", Lorenzo roared as he took yet another bottle, ready to drink it before an arow came crashing on it.
"Why you..."