Somewhere amidst the drunken haze addling his mind, Xarrest realizes that the heart-shaped door should have been the first clue that the brochure might have lied to him.
Then the door opens, and the teen realizes that he doesn't particularly care. A pleasant scent calms him as he steps into a room that puts many a noble's personal chambers to shame. Boots sink into a soft carpet the color of wine, the room around him lit by candle light as he looks around. A massive bed, easily large enough for the three of them, and with plenty of room to spare, black sheets and comforter, red pillows, and rose petals strewn across the covers that Forest takes a moment to sweep away, citing that she doesn't feel like fishing those out of her more sensitive parts.
"Well, so long as it doesn't hurt you, we'd be happy to do so for you," Adjutor points out.
A nearby set of drawers holds innumerable implements of various uses and types, to say nothing of the...are those lubricants?
...The hell does half of that stuff even do?
As embarrassing as this is to admit, I honestly don't know.
And what the hell is a stripper pole?
"As for a stripper pole," Xarrest continues, "No clue what those are, but if it's something simple, then chances are that we can make one."
Then Forest sits down on the now petal-free bed, taking a moment to slide the remaining boot off before removing the stockings as well, leaving her long, supple legs bare to the two, leaving the teen unable to help but stare. In an attempt to distract himself from the enthralling little show she makes of removing the stockings, Xarrest takes a moment to focus on the Armogarians, already putting a shape to mind and forming...a very long pole.
Long enough, in fact, that it anchors itself firmly between the floor and the ceiling despite the plush carpeting on the former. With plenty of free space around the pole, except for the problem of Xarrest standing right next to it, the teen finds himself wondering what the hell he just created before forming more of the Armogarians on that hand into a fine chain to let him move freely about the room and moving over to the bed himself.
"...Is this it?" Xarrest asks, perplexed by the deceptively simple item, while Adjutor finds himself considering possible uses for silk ribbons.