Vampire District

[Elf]

Forest

The smirk fell from her face as Forest approached the guy on his knees and cradling his wounded manhood.  The face she turned to him was as lovely but unreadable as a doll's.  Yet those indigo eyes were gem bright with anguish and anger.

"I just bought this suit, and I don't want to ruin it with the blood of a worthless bawbag like you," she said as she gripped his hair in his hand.

Her eyes flickered to Duke Taro's and she asked in her low, husky voice, "Shall I take out the trash, or do you want to watch me thrash him a bit more?"

Oh god, it's bloody easy to do this, so bloody easy, she thought with growing horror, her eyes widening slightly.

[yinsukin]

Duke Taro

The man bit his lip, his eyes facing the ceiling.  His heart sank deep into the pits of shame, his mind racing to find an answer.  He considered striking her the moment she went in for another blow, but that wouldn't work if she could read his mind.  She was stronger, faster, and could read his mind.  He could see why the duke would hire her as a bodyguard.  Still he couldn't just quit now damn it.  The duke didn't deserve to be the one in charge, HE did.  HIM.  He deserved to be Valarie's number 2.

The entire time, the Duke stood with his arms folded, that creepy grin stretched to the absolute limits.  He eyed the man, seeing that petulant defiance still buried in his pupils.  "You know every day I try to enjoy the joys of the modern world," he said letting them fall to his side.  "I go on walks, I play video games, explore modern methods of birth control, even guns.  Its hard for modern-day humans to see it, but the world has gotten kinder, if a bit more lonely."

He adjusted his collar, brushing off whatever the stupid man had breathed on him.  "Progress is how we keep ourselves from being hunted down.  Why try to take over the world when we can create our own world within the human one?  As long as we are strong they don't mess with us after all.  But you know, when I see someone like you, a pathetic weakling clinging to the strength-based vampire lord ways of the past, I feel this urge to return to the barbaric times I grew up in."

"While i'm annoyed at his stupidity, I think mu valued employee deserves to decide his punishment.  Assuming my dear guard is just some 'dumb bitch?'  Calling my valued employe a 'dumb bitch?'  If I were her i'd rip your spine right out of your back and show it to your master as a sign of your weakness."  Finally, he turned to Forest, his voice taking on a strangely soft tone.  "Personally, i'd love to see him beaten up a bit more, shown what a complete waste of space he is, but its up to you.  He has no future in this district after pulling a stunt like this.  I know I mentioned placing people on the wall as a trophy, but this guy isn't worth that much.  Its best just to kill him and be done with it."

Kill? he thought, turning to Forest.  Despite to break free, the man flailed his arms about, balling them into a fist and attempting to strike Forest in the legs.  Anything he could do to break free.  You stupid...  You can't!

"Either way, our next appointment is not for a little bit.  I'm sure your pretty stressed since you came here, so you at least have a punching bag...."

[Elf]

Forest

The blonde tilted her head as she listened to the guy's thoughts.  She looked at the Duke and said, "Well, it seems he wants to be Valerie's Right Hand Man, the Riker to her Picard and all of that."

Forest saw the panic in the man's eyes as Taro suggested that she kill him.  Then he attempted to flail and strike her legs.  Which meant she just nimbly avoided the blows as they came.

She reached out and gently touched the man's face with a smirk.  "So, are you in love with your queen?  Or do you just want to bend her over without a word of her consent?" Forest asked.

She leaned forward and whispered, "And do remember, I can read your mind, so I will know if you're lying."

[yinsukin]

The Duke

The Duke burst out laughing.  "Then he is more helpless than I thought," he said, his stupid grin seeming to be even larger than usual.  "He can't really kick my ass and just become the duke.  It doesn't work like that."

The man stared at the woman's cruel smirk.  He thought about his true desires, his truest fantasy.  Yes he was in love with her.  Every day he stood at home, praying to a shrine with her photo.  Yes, he wanted to ruthlessly fuck that woman until she loved him.  In his mind, he could see Valarie, her short body being bent over a table, thrusting into it until it broke.  Then moving onto the wall.  He would break all of her things but she wouldn't care because she would love it.  She would love him.

Then, they could create a small family of turned humans, an adoption.  He could fuck her every day.  She would be pregnant all the time.  He would make sure of it.  It would be one happy family.

Knowing she could see it, he gritted his teeth and said, "Both."

Maybe she would spare him.

[Elf]

Forest

"Well, at least you're being honest," Forest said with a sigh.

It felt like something was crawling on her hand after she had peered into his thoughts.  She withdrew her hand from his face and absently wiped it on the side of her pants.  Her stomach was clinching at the vision as tension filled her body.

"And I just bought this outfit today too," Forest said with a sigh before pulling her right hand back.

Then she punched him in the face.  Again.  And again. 

"Could really use an axe right about now," she muttered to herself.

[yinsukin]

The guy

The man's face recoiled with every strike, blood erupting from his mouth.  Every single punch felt harder with more and more blood erupting spluttering forth from it.  However, after a few seconds, the blood output seemed to reset, only spilling as much as the first punch.  This continued until she decided to stop.

"Rough night huh?" The duke asked, his smile fading ever so slightly.

[Elf]

Forest

"Well, if I'm going to beat him to death, it'll take all night.  Best at this point just take his bloody head and be done with it," Forest said as she shook blood from her hand.

She looked at the Duke and said, "You don't know what he wants to do to your queen."

[yinsukin]

Duke Taro

The duke simply frowned at her comment.  "Oh I have a few ideas.  Vampire sex is notoriously kinky and well she has a lot of fans."

The man was too shook from the pain to utter anything other than a mumble.  "I suppose I could get you a sword.  We have some old antiques upstairs."

[Elf]

Forest

"I wouldn't," Forest said in a dry voice as she turned towards the man.

She hit him again and shook the blood off her fist.  Then she looked at the Duke and said, "I would appreciate it.  Hopefully it's sharp enough to do the job."

[yinsukin]

Da Duke

"Hehehe!" he cackled.  "You'll have to cut off his head multiple times!  I hope you can stomach it!"

The duke walked away, returning shortly with a blade.  He tossed the thing like it was an umbrella or something.  It spinned in a circle in midair.  "It will be pretty gruesome.  I only wish Valarie was here to do the deed hereself."

Meanwhile the man groaned at Forest.  "You... stupid....  You can't judge me!  I am acting out of love!  Love always prevails!  It always does!"

[Elf]

Forest

Cut off his head several times?  What the bloody hell is up with these wankers? Forest thought with a frown.

She nimbly caught the sword and spun it, showing off just a tad bit.  She was more than proficient enough with it even though it wasn't her favorite melee weapon.  I wonder if there's a blacksmith around here I can commission an axe from, and someone I can pay to enchant it with anti-regeneration charms.

At the man's words, Forest gripped the handle.  "It sure bloody hasn't prevailed in my life," she said in a flat voice.

Then she brought the sword down, wondering how many times she'd have to decapitate this wanker before he was dead.

[yinsukin]

Headless romantic (Also the Duke)

The head fell to the ground, his eyes unmoving, his frown frozen in place.  There was nothing for a brief moment, at least there would have been if the Duke had stayed quiet.

"Awww thats sort of sad?  If it makes you feel any better, I haven't found much luck with it either!" the duke chimed in.  "Not a lot of girls in the vampire district are interested in STICKS!"

He flapped his arms around like a bird, almost as if he were trying to fly. Interrupting the silence, a head slowly grew back onto the man's head.  Blinking for a moment, he stared at Forest.  "J-just get it over with."

[Elf]

Forest

"What about going out of the Vampire District?" Forest asked as she brought the sword up again.

She grimaced as a new head was growing back where the man's old head was.  It was eerily tiny at the moment and looked like a baby's head.  The whole thing looked grotesque and she brought the sword down again.

She kicked the baby-esque head away.

"I mean, there has to be other districts.  I'd sure as hell would like to explore them.  And maybe find a blacksmith," she said.

[yinsukin]

The Duke

"Well..." the duke pondered, as if genuinely considering it.  Truthfully he never leaves the district aside from work related matters but considering how they look at him outside...  "I don't think so.  No one wants to date a scary vampire!  This place is weird, but people still are afraid of things they don't understand!  I suppose you could find someone weird and freakish like us but EVERYONE IS SO DIFFERENT!"

The duke stepped on the baby head and kicked the body that laid at Forest's feet as he walked by, sitting down behind his desk once more.  "You can try it after this client if you want.  Although, I don't think you'll have much time for romance.  So I hope you took my advice and got laid before you came here."

[Elf]

Forest

"Come on, there would be plenty of nerdy goth girls that would gladly drop their knickers for you," Forest said as she waited for another head to grow back.  "And people are strange no matter where you go, and yes, the majority are afraid because they don't understand and all that twaddle, but sometimes they can surprise you."

She frowned at his "laid before you came here" words.

I guess if you can call getting laid beaten up by the inside by something that's more like a club than an actual body part, she thought.

She tilted her head, grinned, and asked, "And what makes you think I'm looking for romance?  Maybe you're the one secretly getting a crush on your newest bodyguard."