Tohuw Balagan
Tohuw turned his head and smiled in relief as he saw his master. He knew she would come eventually! Waving with excitedment, he jumped in glee before running up to her and hugging her.
"Oh hi Irisviel! I really missed you.
Um, what happened? It's a pretty long story, um..."
Tohuw scratched his head in embarassment. Taking a deeeeeep breath, like super deep, he began to tell his passionate tale with passion, not taking a single breath or pause inbetween.
"So I was walking trough the city minding my buisness in jolly jollyness and heading towards the party when I stumbled upon a poor girl looking for something. (Points at Medaka) She was looking really hard, I could even see her grief in her face. It was so sad I actually became a little wet on my eyes there. Wow, I know right? I get pretty sentimental sometimes. Like that one time I cried when watching Titanic. Really sad, I cried. Anyhow, being the only hope she had to find what she was looking for, I could never turn a blind eye and ignore her! So I sat down and had a little chat with her, pretty sure she shared all her problems and worries to me at some point. Being the good, trustworthy and helpful friend I am, I talked her trough her hardships and helped her dreams not be dreams! That is how we became friends and decided to go spend the night watching movies. Or did we spend the night watching movies and then decided to not let our dreams not be dreams? I really can't remember honestly. Anyhow, I don't remember clearly, but we ended up in a crater. Haha, right? You probably ask, what were you doing in a crater? Well, honestly, I have no idea! Swearsies, pinky sware! But it was really scary, I hate lonely places. To my horror, I found her injured, it was really bad. Like, really really bad! I was so scared, but I couldn't let my new friend die! So I ran as fast as I could, trying to find you to save my friend. You healed me so it should be easy for you to heal my friend. So I arrived hear jumping around town and tried to enter, but I couldn't get in! Then, I met this guy over there who says he's the brother of the lizard terrorist who tried to murder me earlier today. Honestly, I don't really believe it. I mean, he is too cute to be the brother of some nasty reptile. Right? (wink wink) Anyhow, we chatted for a bit, but then he tried to burn your house down for some reason. Haha, I mean, I like barbecue like the next guy, but that was just too much. Being the good servant and humble friend I am to you, I could not let your property be sullied by fire! I tried to calm him down by showing him my collection of toy knives, but he kiled by best friend! That's when things got really nasty. We ended up arguing and slapped eachother around for a bit, but I lost my mood and gave up. I guess he wasn't a good friend after all, because I definetely wouldn't have given up if he was my friend. But oh well, the other friend is still alive and well. Mr.Over there even helped fix her, but he says she isn't done yet. I really needed your help, I even called you but you wouldn't answer! I guess I should've sent you a letter before I called, but I couldnt find any birds. I don't think there were any birds. I'm sure if that guy over there was a bird, he'd tell me. Wow, I am really talking a lot about birds eh? Did you know that lizards are the ancestors of birds? Food for thought. Anyhow, now that we all are here I say we put our differences behind us and have a good time together as best friends forever and ever. The end."
Done. He was finished. Panting and gasping for air, he took small breaths and smiled, bowing to his master with complete and absolute respect.
"Any questions?" He asked weakly, his breathing still heavy from all the talking.