George.
The poor skeleton overlord flinched and let out an inaudible “MYAH!” as his sternum was mercilessly poked. Her touch was shockingly cold, and for as light as it was he could feel no pulse inside.
Then, he realized in horror he wasn’t dealing with a human, but an immortal v-vampire! By now, he was terrified and chilled to the bone. He had never faced a v-vampire, but he saw the movers! They always gave him the spooks, but not this time! He would not let her suck his blood dry, he would assert dominance and show who was boss!
“I-I, w-WELL I AM THE GREAT AND ALL POWERFUL COUNT METATARSALS GREYSKULL TIBULA VIII THE FIRST!! I-IT’S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, IMMORTAL!”
Shoot, this was too casual! He messed up, she probably thought he was a loser or something. No, she definetely did. Quick, he needed to come up with something.
"UHHH...DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST PEOPLE CAN'T SEE THEIR NOSE WHEN THEY LOOK DOWN? I CAN SPEND ALL DAY LOOKING DOWN AND I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE!!!!"