Malcolm Kimberlee
Malcolm tried to restrain a chuckle, but it was just too much. That blonde one was a frikkin laugh riot, he hadn't laughed like that in ages! Could she come up with something less blatant and flashy? Clearly she didn't know much of the suck-heads of the Nexus, at least not those who tend to stay alive.
"Pffwahahahahaha! That is so cliche! Seriously, a harem? That's like asking to wake up with a stake in the heart, you might as well carry a big flashy post sign saying VAMPIRE in big bold neon. You watch way too many cheesy movies lass."
Besides, opening a bar would be a pretty smart move for a bloodsucker. Food, gossip, a safe cover, what more to ask? Ah right, unassuming meat shields, got that covered too. Besides, no windows means there's only so many ways to enter or escape. Clever, clever...
Then, he glanced back at Anastasia and sighed. The more he heard her, the more he was amazed. Not believing in the suckers was one thing, he could get behind that, but not even knowing what they were? Did this poor soul, bless her heart, ever pick up a book? Well, he supposed he could teach her. It was part of the job description after all.
"Seriously Annie, you don't know what a vampire is?" He asked her in disbelief before turning stern and calm, like a narrator about to tell an expertly crafted tale. Like a storyteller, each whispered word carried a soft calm yet an energy that just drew you in like a hook, line and sinker.
"Listen up, cause there will be a quiz later. They're basically these dark, evil creatures that lurk in the shadows and prey off humans and cattle. They got chalk white skin, claws that could turn you into mincemeat, sharp razor teeth to dig into that soft little neck of yours easier. Usually, they hide and pretend to be normal average everyday folk, luring unassuming cute girls like you, bring them into their lairs and do unspeakable things to them. First, just for a small chat or a cup of coffee, then maybe they'll ask for a favor or two. But suddenly, when she least expects it..."
And before anyone could expect it, he grabbed her shoulder and loomed over her with a cartoonishly hungry grin crowned with fake monster teeth open wide as if he was about to eat her head off.
"BWAAAAAH, YOUR BLOOD IS MIIINE!!"