Costin
The vampire frowned and raised an eyebrow, digesting what she just heard.
O_O Omg I'm in love.
"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!! PWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Oh god, jeez! This is just great! Balls to the wall and nose to the grindstone huh? I like that!" She suddenly burst as if she had just been told a funny joke, giving the girl a good ol slap in the back.
"Didn't think you had it in ya. Normally someone would call it quits after hacking an entire apartment. *snerk* Well, I was really just buying some time until i recovered from that beating you gave me. I never thought chainsaws could be so arousing! I'll have to pay you back sometime with a pickax, or oh, maybe a dentist drill!" She chuckled at her own anecdote.
It reminded her of that one time she was actually a dentist! God you have never lived truly until you've twisted and turned some girl's teeth and fiddled with her nerves like they're guitar strings. The screams were like music to her ears! People should hail her as the original metal band.
Costin sighed though, despite just laughing it off, she seemed a bit sad about it. No, it wasn't really sadness, more than nonchalance. She was kinda having fun in a weird way, she had never really talked like that for a while. On the other hand, killing and murdering were like tuesday for her. Fun? Sure! She wasn't about to complain now was she?
"Guess that's enough for a recess break, you're absolutely right."
She took a dainty step off the couch and spun around the floor, twirling dramatically before pointing to the very heavens.
"Why waste our time telling stuff when we can talk through broken bones and marrow?! Surely a split face or twenty with guts on the side will be the perfect way to celebrate our love!" She said before plunging her clawed hand straight into her belly and ripping her intestines out in a shower of blood, holding them out to Jasey as if they were a present before slapping them on her own neck like they were a scarf.
It was already filled with pizza and frankly it all smelled like shit. Well, it wasn't really shit, but jeez she could've tried to bleed it a little or something. An eyeball or two wouldn't hurt the flavor.
"And look, we have guts to spare already! We can take as many as we want!! Besides, live streams are much trendier nowadays! We'll go from tragedy and shoot it straight to comedy! So, how about it? Wanna shoot a homemovie? If you want we can make it a porno!"