Bennett
"Eh? W-woah! Sweet holy guacamole, what the!?" He yelped at the sudden change of scenery. The whole thing was just extraordinary, it was almost like he was dreaming. In fact, this totally did happen in a dream once, except the mountains were beehives filled with carnivorous bees that ate him alive. Actually, that might have happened once too...
"Ha! It sure feels nice looking down on all these puny people, haha! Nice one pal, it's like I'm the king of the world!" He spread his arms wide, and was probably grinning as wide as the sun underneath his helmet. He kicked a rock in the distance, but alas he slipped by accident and fell. "Woah woah woah woah! Woah-"
And he fell.
"Ow! Ouch! Ah! Ouc-Ow! Ouch! Ow!" He yelped over and over as he kept tumbling down and bouncing down and tumbling down some more. You could hear bones breaking and annoyed curses until he reached the literal rock bottom.
"Bluh... uh... hey, I totally believe. Mind lending be a hand pal?" His voice unbelievably called out to the girl standing an impossible distance above, despite all impossibility and the absurdity of the situation. "I can't really feel my legs. They're still attached, right?"
They were. Indeed they were...