Lantz's Q and A thread

[lantzblades]

That is your opinion names, having said that, that is all I plan to acknowledge

[Arch-Magos Winter]

It isn't an opinion when it's a fact Lantz.

Also it's a whip sword, not a whip. So basically it's a weapon that you are more likely to decapitate yourself with than even harm your enemy... if you can even get enough speed and power with a blade flopping around being heavy and not whiplike at all.

[lantzblades]

Your opinion is an opinion arch, it is not truth, you know nothing about my work or my characters. Any one who uses Cancerous as a descriptor is wrong from the outset in my opinion.

[Arch-Magos Winter]

No, not really. Whipswords are fucking awful weapons. That's a fact.


For that matter, I actually know how blades fucking work. I actually research my shit, and I can tell you right off that a whip sword is not a very effective weapon for killing people. Or for fighting in general. It can't really defend, not without you entering into a freaking lengthy flurry of blows. And then all it takes is one guy willing to get a rather nasty long wound and your entire defense is interrupted and you're dead meat. Or someone smart puts a long stick in the way and the same thing happens. This long stick is known as a spear. It is the reason why whip swords don't work. They can't stab, they can't really slash, and the second that someone gets in their way, they're useless. Are they fucking awesome looking? Yes. Are they pretty much a giant 'KILL ME I AM STUPID' sign? Yes.

[The Man With All The Cute Boats]

I could just have easily used the term unfinished, unpolished, unedited, untought, unhinged from good writing or shitty instead of cancerous, and the entirety of the post would not have been more or less wrong for it

as it stands you just filled a bucket with the equivalent of five toasters and called it a fully functional toaster

hint: it's not a fucking toaster, just like your mess isn't a character

A character is a well-rounded ball, Satoshi is a fucking katamari damaci with skyscrapers sticking out unevenly

[lantzblades]

Satoshi is complete Names, I did quite a bit of research. Not that it matters because you've chosen to be disrespectful and believe whatever you choose regardless.

[Arch-Magos Winter]

Apparently you didn't do any research on PTSD.

And Satoshi is only complete in the way that a retarded child's macaroni picture is done - because all the macaroni is gone, and there's no more glue left.

[The Man With All The Cute Boats]

Did quite a bit of research, he says

fapping to the saber sex scenes while writing down "tips on good writing" ain't research

it's fapping

[lantzblades]

Take your hate speech else where arch.

[Arch-Magos Winter]

Take your hate speech else where arch.

It's called an analogy, something you seem to not use.

[lantzblades]

A racist one at best, now go away arch

[Arch-Magos Winter]

>Racist

This word. You do not seem to know what it means.

[The Man With All The Cute Boats]

Derogatory, disrespectful, rude, dickish...

But not racist. Unless you actually do mean racist, which means you think one kind of ethnicity is all retarded.

In which case shame on you, you naughty, naughty boy.

[lantzblades]

Actually intellect is one of the categories racism falls under arch are your analogy firmly paints a stereotypical view of the disabled and is thus discriminatory and racist. So hit the road.

[Cherry Lover]

Erm, no, racism refers specifically to race. What he said is discriminatory, yes, but not racist.