Announcer Lorenzo
OH NO! WHAT AN EVENT, IT SEEMS WOOD IS GROWING OUT OF THE MUD AS WE SPEAK. IT IS GETTING BIGGER, I REPEAT THE WOOD IS GROWING BIGGER. THERE IS NO MISTAKE, THIS IS THE LEGENDARY MOTHER OF ALL DEATHS IN ACTION. SUCH GLAMOUR
OH NOO! HE CEDED RIGHT AWAY, THE WOOD IS DRAGGING HIM UP WITH THICK HARD VINES AND IS...
IT'S...
NO WAY, THESE VINES THAT WERE GOING AT HIM NOW SEEM TO BE MOVING FRANTICALLY. THIS CAN ONLY BE THE WORK OF THE MOST POWERFUL CHARM MAGIC IN THE WORLD, THE EROLOVE CHASM! THE EROLOVE CHASM IS A PASSIVE ABILITY OF DIVINE SCALE THAT CAN ONLY BE ACHIEVED BY SUPREME SEXUAL DESIRE. THE DESIRE IS SO GREAT, IT IS SPREADING. THE AURA, A PINK AURA IS SPREADING TO THE VINES AND IT IS COMPELLING THEM TO BE ATTRACTED TO HIM! HOW WILL THE VINES BE ABLE TO BE FREED FROM VANGUARD'S POWER!?
OH NO! THE WOOD, IT IS PENETRATING HIS REAR WITH MERCYLESS FORCE. THIS IS SO FUCKING GAY I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! MY COCK IS CONFUSED, IT IS CONFUSED BY THE SPECTACLE. ANAL PENETRATION, A PRACTICE AS OLD AS THE END TIMES. WILL VANGUARD BE ABLE TO TOPPLE THIS ENORMOUS CHALLENGE!?
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Vanguard, Nexus's greatest Love Machine
Being subjected by the by the wooden tentacles, the great warrior began to question it's life choices and sexual orientation further, not unlike poor announcer Lorenzo.
"The heavens have been pierced it would seem." the metal behemoth calmly stated.