ZEKE
NEXUS TIME 9:00 AMGM NOTE: THIS IS A NON CANON POST[/b]
WRITER NOTE: WHAT A BOLD ASSUMPTIONHeavy boots stepped over the snowy fields. A dark, looming figure stood like a tower, casting a shadow over the cold fields of the land he had invaded oh so long ago. Or perhaps it wasn't so long ago, perhaps it was but yesterday. Oh well, while it was a different vessel and form, to him... it just felt like Tuesday. Looking at the people going about their lives, leaving their own little trails of snow... how should he put this...
He cared not one bit. He came here for one reason and one reason only after all. A dark shadow crept up his face as he smiled widely, his wrinkles shifting and folding like a devil's mask. Nothing good could come out of that evil smile. Nothing at all. After all-
"дядя Zeke!"
Despite her little feet, she darted faster than a squirrel. A little girl dashed like a bullet and pounced on the poor old man, knocking the living daylights and breath out of him with a bear hug to end all bear hugs!
"Prushka!" The old man grinned like a total fool and rubbed her fluffy head... or would have if she weren't wearing a military helmet! His niece was seriously cute today! Absolutely adorable!
"О, черт возьми, я так по тебе скучал!" Bottle of vodka in one hand, she proceeded to utterly suplex the massive man, smashing the ground and cracking it all over! The impact sent snow all over, while the rest of the kids marched in straight lines, just out of recess and back to class.
"Hahah! Oh, god, my lumbago!" He snickered and winced. Argh, his vessel was getting too old for this crap. His legs wrapped around her kiddie neck and he flipped her in a monstrous reversal, crushing her face straight into the asphalt. The two quickly rolled back, faced one another with a new fighting stance and...
Performed a super-secret awesome handshake!
"...Дядя, почему ты пахнешь водкой?" Her eyes seemed to almost eat his soul. He shivered and looked away in embarrassment.
"E-eh? Hmmm, great question! I do not know." He stuttered, paused, and shook his head. "Besides, so what if I had a few drinks! You're always hoarding that bottle to yourself! Hmph! A-anyways, you've gotten the paperwork done, right? Prayed to the great and wonderful tzaritza?"
He crossed his arms and pretended to be hurt, but it was clear he was having way too much fun.
"Ха ха ха ха ха! КОНЕЧНО!!"
They both immediately coordinated a super pumped up arm cross and puffed their chest, jumping high in the air.
"Very well! You know what day it is then! Guess what, I've gotten the paperwork done too! Sooooo...."
They both chanted in unison.
"IT'S BRING YOUR NIECE TO WORK DAY!"
"ЭТО ПРЕВЫШАЕТ ВАШУ ШЕЛКУЮ РАБОТУ!"Continued in the Citadel