A-701
"Of course! I knew that already, obviously! Hmph!" He puffed his chest even more, grinning like a totally cool guy. This was weird though, that was the first time someone told him something like that. It kinda made him feel funny.
The red in his cheeks was totally just ketchup from when he ate Big Kahuna at 2:00 AM while drowning his sorrows about a really sad anime finale with cheap vodka. Totally.
"You're pretty cool too! Erm, I mean, you like spiders huh. I guess that makes you cool too. And um, naked. Pretty naked..."
He shifted around uncomfortably when he realized that a naked woman... touched him... oh no. No! This was like one of those novels he read! Now he had no choice but to marry her! Otherwise his purity would be soiled for life! Calm down Spidey, calm down. Think about spiders. Big, scary crawling spiders.
That didn't help. If she was some random chick, he wouldn't even care and spiders would totally help. But this was a girl.... a person of the opposite sex.... who liked spiders!
This was absolutely game-changing. Could female brains even be wired in such a way?
"Pretty naked..." He tapped his foot and looked away. He wasn't a rude guy after all, um, yeah. Totally.