Sakura
Damn this staff, always acting like this! What in the world had Zelretch been thinking, programing them with personalities like this?!?
She'd already seen Ruby betray Rin for being petulent, but Sapphire had been objectively wrong there! There were some things you just didn't do to a fair maiden, and making them grow a penis was one of those things!
Calm down, Sakura. You can't let your emotions get control of you, so calm down. What would Luvia do? No, scratch that, Luvia was a terrible role model here.
She reached up and pet Sapphire. "Eh, I guess I did go a bit overboard, I'm sorry..." She was far more interested in what Valerie had said about her breasts. That sounded heavenly. No back pain, ever again?!? But she had to deal with this now.
The stick, however, wasn't having it. She turned her head and pouted. "There's nothing wrong with what I did, so apologize for bullying me, Sakura!"
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I won't do it again!" She exclaimed. Her breasts suddenly jiggled as she moved around. Their mass was truly impressive, and they looked quite natural as they hung in front of Valerie. "Please accept my apology, Sapphire!"
The stick seemed to think for a moment before flicking Sakura's forehead, sending her stumbling back. She then sank in between Sakura's puppies and settled into her favored perch. "Fine, I'll accept your apology, but only because you're more comfy than her."
Sakura sighed in relief, and looked at Valerie, eyes wide. "You really mean that? I wouldn't have to wear these uncomfortable bras ever again!?!"
Even Sapphire seemed to perk up at that idea.