Tohuw Balagan
Tohuw held his finger up against Sakura, indicating her to wait. To help her make extra sure she understood, he made a text bubble appear above him with ‘WAIT!’ written on it. Nodding, he spoke up in a professional voice that fit more in a radio station than on the phone. Still a pretty cool voice.
“Well well well. Mister Shirou. I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, you have won the lottery! 10 000 000 DOLLARS!!! Hooray. Congratulations mister Shirou, congratulations. But that is not all; you have also won a week-long vacation cruise to Haawai! Very pretty, very nice, lovely beaches, sharks, coconut, hotel, sexy bikini, volcano, yay. And it is not one, but two tickets! You can invite your girlfriend and have the best date ever, seduce her with your sexy puzzle skills!”
Then, he snapped his fingers and turned around, taking a much more somber yet somehow cheeky attitude. His smile somehow grew larger, unproportionally so.
“The bad news is, your girlfriend has been stolen and is now held for ransom! Kidnapping, terrible! Happened to my daughter once, kinda never came back. Oh no, goodness gracious, what to do!?” He said with a disheartening tone, wiping a tear off.