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Rin

Oh geeze, this guy really is dense, Rin thought with a sigh.

Then aloud she asked, "Why do you think her life needed saving?  We were just having a friendly conversation . . ."

Her eyes narrowed as she realized his little comment about Sakura's admittedly muscular arms and the tone he used.  "What kind of pervert are you?" Rin asked, her voice going up slightly.

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Julius

"So, you request that I become a mercenary to pay off the rest of the debt?" Julius said as he looked over papers. Unusually, he paid attention to whole agreement instead of just skimming it through like the majority of the people. It felt like a job for a graverobber who stole bodies for the practicioners of medicine to study. They gave him some freedom to choose 'targets', but reserved a right to designate whom he would hunt down. At the same time, the agreement assured him that they wouldn't choose harmless targets. He raised a brow at the clause about targets with a secure place within their living locale. If somebody was evil, he would strive to bring them to justice no matter how well they were integrated in the community.

In other words, he would have to tarnish his honor a bit to avoid tarnishing his honor even further. So he just signed the agreement with a sigh.

Cheiron

"You can call it that," the doctor said, casting a wry look at the man. She nodded over his swift acceptance of the terms and clipped the papers together, filing them away. "But it's very unbecoming of the task. Our studies couldn't get anywhere without those resources. It's giving more than what is lost in procuring them, and that's more than reason to be glad."

She slid a plastic drawer open and produced a plain phone which was deposited on his palm a second later. "You're all in the clear, just keep an ear for our calls and contact us when you need to make a delivery. I should say I hope to not see you in this part of the hospital again, but it's a bit of a shame."
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[13:38:48] Kat: Even the toilet god?
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The maid's eyes never left him, glued to his large frame with a sort of innocent curiously, or where they? Whas it actually what it appeared to be or was it something far more sinister? The only thing that you could be certain of was that her gaze never wavered nor shifted in form yet...

"Ok ok I'll restrain my curiosity, for now." She said cheerfully. "How are you planning on having me start though?" The question was kinda important.

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"I didn't say Gods are powering my abilities. They just draw them from the same source, and this source gives birth to Gods as long as people believe in something or just feel strongly certain emotions." She wanted to clarify that misunderstanding. Jeez, talking with her could be really tiring. She could imagine what her master had to deal with on daily basis.

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Oka Kurosawa

"You um, live inside there?" Oka sounded more confused than scared now. It seemed like a rather cramped and small place to live inside. Wormy bumped into her, reminding her of her manners. "Oh! Um! My name is Oka, professional pokemon trainer!" She exclaimed, reaching into her pocket for a card to give him briefly before deciding against it. After all, somebody who lived in a dumpster couldn't possibly afford to buy anything from her. Her mind quickly returned to the question of the dumpster, however. "Wouldn't you rather live somewhere else, you know, not in a dumpster in some random alleyway?"
Trivek

Trivek pondered her question. "Well, given the choice of course I would. But living in another location would require something known as 'money', and I am afraid I have approximately zero 'money' with me." He shrugged. "Unless you know of a place that would accept a flat broke guild mage free of charge, I'm afraid this dumpster shall be where I remain."

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"Well, as I've said, we've got a studio and a script already set up for you sweetheart. It's just like you said, it's not the place that you're trying to sell but the idea. And I quote: I don't care how she does it. I trust her natural talents more than anyone's in this world. If it's her, the masses will definitely be drawn." He quoted with his very impressive salty old man voice impersonation.

He chuckled lightly and crossed his arms confidently. "I can see why. Your cat-ears are absolutely adorable. Just keep acting like you've been doing so far and you'll be fine."


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The pirate laughed and threw his arms in the air. "There is none. I get to talk to a cute lass I like, and you get to have information. Isn't that what you'd call a win-win?"

The bird took a dive and began spinning in the air, but even while it descended the pirate grabbed her close, preventing her from falling.

Olga Marie

Olga was unimpressed. What was this supposed to accomplish? Was he trying to look cool and masculine? This was pathetic. Ugh.

"Yes, sure, if those are the terms you want, fine." She said sardonically and with a visibly annoyed expression. "Now can you let go of me and stop this dive?"

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Shinobu

Oh so whoever was at the door had managed to get in, that was troublesome, it meant she actually had to deal with her now. Considering the door hadn't been hadn't knocked down she was probably the owner. "Oh no I am not busy, not busy at all, whatsoever." She looked at the woman's raised hand but didn't lift her own in turn, just looked at her emptily.

"What is this so urgent business you have?"

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Oka Kurosawa

"You um, live inside there?" Oka sounded more confused than scared now. It seemed like a rather cramped and small place to live inside. Wormy bumped into her, reminding her of her manners. "Oh! Um! My name is Oka, professional pokemon trainer!" She exclaimed, reaching into her pocket for a card to give him briefly before deciding against it. After all, somebody who lived in a dumpster couldn't possibly afford to buy anything from her. Her mind quickly returned to the question of the dumpster, however. "Wouldn't you rather live somewhere else, you know, not in a dumpster in some random alleyway?"
Trivek

Trivek pondered her question. "Well, given the choice of course I would. But living in another location would require something known as 'money', and I am afraid I have approximately zero 'money' with me." He shrugged. "Unless you know of a place that would accept a flat broke guild mage free of charge, I'm afraid this dumpster shall be where I remain."

Oka Kurosawa

"Well, can you throw a ball and catch pokemon?" Oka asked him. I could use someone chasing after easy low level stuff so I could focus on chasing rare and expensive pokemon." Oka said with a smile. "That said, I'm positive that you could find a job if you actually looked for it. Mages are quite useful, you know."

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Oka Kurosawa

"Well, can you throw a ball and catch pokemon?" Oka asked him. I could use someone chasing after easy low level stuff so I could focus on chasing rare and expensive pokemon." Oka said with a smile. "That said, I'm positive that you could find a job if you actually looked for it. Mages are quite useful, you know."
Trivek

Trivek scratched his short beard. "I certainly can throw a ball. As a wee lad I was a favorite in the steamvent rounders games..." His eyes misted over for a second before snapping back. "But I do not know about catching these poke-e-mans you are talking about. But a job is a job I suppose."

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Molly

Yay.

She spun around happily and then pointed her hand at him.

"Bang...."

"..One lovey dovey dose for you~"

The maid lowered it and then turned around to make herself ready.





That was a boring script, a really really boring script.

So she threw it away.

"Are we on yet? Is that what the green light mea-oh...."

"... Hello there! And a super duper welcome to all you viewers. I'm you lovely host Molly and today I will be bringing you some very special news. You may have heard it or even seen it already but I'm saying it anyways." She began her speech, completely improvisning it.

"This really cool new arena has been built and in short people are going to fight here. Real cool and awesome fights are gonna happen." She waved her arms to ampasize how cool they were gonna be.

" Yes that's right, there will be a grand tournament right here with a mystery prize and anyone who thinks they're tough can join! even you!" She begun doing some really awkward dance motions, slowly moving back and forth as if unsure about the next or maybe it was embarassment.

"Why a mystery you ask? That's to raise interest, maybe it's something really valuable..... They didn't tell me either...." The last part was added with a more quiet and somber tone, her features even cat-ears all appeared to perk down in that moment.

"But that's why you're important! You can solve the mystery for all our sakes!"

And with that the broadcast concluded.

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Heh.

A few moments after the girl already began to make herself ready, the man picked up the rose and walked out of the studio, ready to take his well earned rest. As he stepped down the stairs, he took a deep breath to scent the flower, as if to admire its beauty.

Suddenly, he cast it to the side as if to throw it away. But rather than falling the rose simply began disintegrating, as if burnt to nothing more than smoke and vapor. There weren't even ashes or traces to remember the flower by, as if it had never existed to begin with.

"Interesting..."



The moment the maid stepped in the spa room, the giant couldn't contain himself any longer. As if to greet her, the eccentric man burst into a volcanic fit of laughter.

"Khahahahahahahahahahah!! I knew you were a golden hen, but that was just amazing! You were gorgeous. A-ahhh, that's right, just put some more muscle into it..."

Rather than his usual attire, he was wearing a full cucumber mask, replacing what would've normally been his pair of sunglasses to conceal his eyes. He seemed to be taking a hot therapeutic bath, while three lovely ladies were tending to his muscles and massaging him, from his neck to his back, and even his gracious abdominal muscles. Next to him were platters of food and iced alcoholic drinks, and it seemed he was watching the broadcast as well, considering the t.v. screen right in front of him.

Well, the thought of him managing to watch anything with these two cucumbers in the way might seem a bit sillier than usual, he would've probably applied it afterwards. He should have.

"And the cat ears, how the hell did you do that!?" He asked her, fully and completely interested into her amazing showomanship. "Come on, come lie down a bit. I swear, seeing it is one thing, but actually feeling it is a whole different beast. These massages are absolutely divine."

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Molly

She beamed at the praise clearly excited over the compliment. She bowed artistically and then replied. "Do what?" She said as her cat ears made a single wave towards him. Her act of innocence was maintained and she approached him at a steady pace.

Those women though surely experienced, didn't appear quite qualified for the specific task they were dealing with right now. She assessed it as she took a seat next to the tall man.

Before she continued, the maid took one of the sweeter drinks from the table next to them and drained it in one go. Meanwhile her eyes never left his form, they were busy experiencing the wonderful treat presented to her.

"Have you ever had a deep tissue massage? Because I doubt those ladies can do that for you."
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Shinobu

Oh so whoever was at the door had managed to get in, that was troublesome, it meant she actually had to deal with her now. Considering the door hadn't been hadn't knocked down she was probably the owner. "Oh no I am not busy, not busy at all, whatsoever." She looked at the woman's raised hand but didn't lift her own in turn, just looked at her emptily.

"What is this so urgent business you have?"

Sakura Matou

Sakura retracted her hand when it became evident that Blondie wasn't going to reciprocate. She didn't react negatively though, she hid her annoyance and anger and acted like everything was fine and dandy; as if nothing had gone wrong. "I need to talk to you about the payment situation for the rent. I noticed you have several delinquent payments, and wanted to try to resolve this issue peacefully." She spoke cheerfully and professionally, but there was always the hidden implication that if they refused, she'd have to evict them or worse.

"I'm sure you understand my worry? This doesn't need to take very long."

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"Save me from what, the air? Stop lying and tell the truth." Sakura scolded him angrily.

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