Cross Effects- The RP

[lantzblades]

"Oh, by the way officer, that guy owns a shotgun, which he tried to kill me with. Last I checked attempted murder was a crime as was use of a fire arm without a license." Connor told Axe cop before continuing upstairs.

[Alice]

Rin was so breathless that she could barely manage a chuckle at Archer's statement, but she nodded and resumed the cleaning proper, a bit sad that it was over, but still utterly content.

***

Ryoko blinked, both at the fact that the glob that remained was able to still speak and her savior's... rather loud exclamation.

She pointed at Lawrence. "Too bad for you, this guy took the taint completely out of me. So your little hook in me is gone." She sighed, in a manner reminiscent of her father. "Also, you honestly don't expect me to take a talking pile of goo seriously, do you?"

The magus turned to Hakuno. "You mind changing back to your other form real quick? I can't exactly punch her face in, especially now, but that doesn't mean we still can't clean house."

Hakuno looked at her, puzzled, but nodded and complied.

"Alright. First off, I need you to create a spherical bounded field around our evil pile of sludge."

Hakuno looked back at her, a little confused. "Bounded field?"

"A barrier, essentially," said Archer.

Hakuno nodded and did as she was instructed.

"Alright, now flood some holy or divine magic within the bounded field. If I'm right about my assumptions about this version of Angra Manyu, it should at least completely destroy what's left of the mess."
 
"It should be easy~" said Ruby. "Think back to how you were attacking those vampires, only focus all that into that bubble you just created~"

Hakuno nodded again and flooded her bounded field/barrier/bubble with holy light. She anxiously looked at the chair afterwards to see if she achieved her desired result.

In the meantime, Ryoko turned to the clearly exasperated and tired Forest. "So, any places you recommend calling for take out, and any preferences? I'll cover the cost so you don't have to worry about a thing."

***

Finn frowned as he heard yet another commotion coming from downstairs. He hastened his descent, wondering what the heck was going on.

[The Man With All The Cute Boats]

An adventurer's senses were very keen when it came to sensing danger. Some say it has to do with detecting the outside world's energy, but I just chalk it up to instinct. One which, as an adventurer, I possess and have honed through thirty floors of a massive, danger-filled labyrinth.

One which also told me that something threatening had just reared its head upstairs, for the umpteenth time. First it was the banging, then the first bigger threat, then something oddly reminiscent of having a net thrown on you, and now it felt more like the first bigger threat waggling around. Let it not be said that instincts are precise instruments.

I sighed. If I'd gone straight up instead of down, I wouldn't have missed the action after all. Well, later was better than never.

I pushed myself back to my feet, gave the boiler room door one last look and started walking my way up the stairs.

Hopefully that Lawrence fellow was having a nicer time in this place.

A thought that quickly perished once I'd gotten high enough, where I could see through an open door that he was practically collapsing over an amazing specimen of a man, though not the first I met today. I had to hold back another sigh at the sight as I walked into the doorway and gave Lawrence a quick nod.

"Lawrence," I greeted him. "Please tell me I haven't missed all the fighting."

If I had climbed up the stairs to completely miss all the fighting and instead promote a bunch of awkward greetings, I was going to hurt someone. Maybe myself.

[Arch-Magos Winter]

"Oh, by the way officer, that guy owns a shotgun, which he tried to kill me with. Last I checked attempted murder was a crime as was use of a fire arm without a license." Connor told Axe cop before continuing upstairs.

"I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE YOU ARE A REALITY DEVOURING DICK MONSTER FROM BEYOND THE STARS! AND THIS IS AMERICA BITCH, NOT WHATEVER COMMIE HELLHOLE YOU COME FROM! SECOND AMENDMENT STRONG!"

Lawrence shouted his responce up the stairs, pretty much ignoring the 11 year old, along with the cop next to him.

Calm down. Lawrence calm down

'Fuck that little holier than thou dick munch'

"AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND TRIED TO KILL ME FIRST SO WE'RE ALL GOOD YA COCK SUCKING REALITY DEVIANT!"

Turning to Ran, Lawrence gave her a little grin. "Naww, just some dick munch and all the evils getting bitchslapped. And I feel kinda happy at the moment... I wanna take a nap now..."

[Elf]

Forest rolled her eyes at Angra's little taunt and then looked at Ryoko.  She sighed, controlling her temper for a moment longer and said, "I don't know.  I'm sort of on a liquid diet."

With that, she made her way down to her office.

******

Lancer took the card from Axe Cop and said, "Ah, I understand.  You have to follow your Code.  Good call man."  He nodded, sliding the card into the pocket of his leather pants.

******

Archer grinned and said, "We can do more later." 

******

Forest found herself in her office and started up the first episode of Burn Notice, but she couldn't focus on Micheal Weston being awesome. 

[Bloble]

"Oh, by the way officer, that guy owns a shotgun, which he tried to kill me with. Last I checked attempted murder was a crime as was use of a fire arm without a license."

"Ah." So this was what she'd been talking about. The gunshot, the 'accident' Forest had mentioned but didn't want to elaborate on... that was it. Axe Cop wished he hadn't heard that sentence, but it was too late. Now that he knew, he had no choice but to act on that information.

Axe Cop looked at Lawrence. Still high as a kite and swearing at the top of his lungs, the man didn't really look all that much like a Bad Guy. But he'd done something bad, so the law was against him. Excuses shouldn't matter in this case. Reality eating monsters from beyond the stars were something normal policemen didn't have to deal with, but Axe Cop went up against them all the time. So Lawrence had thought he was fighting a Bad Guy, but it was actually a Good Guy...

It brought back bad memories.

"Well," he said softly. "Sorry kid, but your priority just got upped. Testimony's probably not enough to convict you, but I'll have to bring you in for sure. Attempted murder's one of the Bad ones, and I can't just let you go without at least an interrogation."

He looked at the girl who'd entered the room. She was definitely the one who was riding in the car with Lawrence during the chase. The other man was gone, and Axe Cop couldn't give a damn.

"You too," Axe Cop said to her, visibly drained. "I remember seeing you in that car. Come on, hop to it. Don't make this any harder than it needs to be and I'll let you share a cell."

[Alice]

Hakuno, also rather drained at this point (well, more than she already was, anyway), changed out of her magical girl form once more. She motioned for Archer to follow her. The Servant gave Ryoko one last backward glance before following the girl to the living room.

Ryoko, despite her invigoration from being freed from the taint, was also still worn out. She turned to Lancer. "So uh.... you got any recommendations for takeout?"

***

Hakuno gave Ruu a tired wave as Archer sat down on the far end of the couch. She flopped down next to him, not even attempting to hide her exhaustion. Ruby fluttered down by the girl's side.

Finn came down to see the tired pair, and gave Ruu a smile and a wave before giving the couple who'd just come back in a concerned look.

"You two okay? I heard somethin' goin' down downstairs, but I wasn't sure what." He blinked before taking another look at Archer. "And weren't you gonna cook?"

Archer rubbed his face before replying. "Change of plans. My daughter from an alternate timeline is going to take care of that now. Also, All the World's Evil came in for a visit and destroyed some of my work on the kitchen."

"But I made her explode in the end, so I think it's alright," Hakuno added.

Finn stood there for a moment trying to absorb all that before quickly changing tact. "So ah... how is everyone, they alright too?"

"I think they are," said Hakuno. "Though Forest looked really tired with everything." She sighed. "Not that I can really blame her."

Finn took a glance at the other room as Archer nodded in agreement. "I'm gonna go and try and cheer her up," said Finn, a slight frown on his face. "I think she probably needs a friend right now."

The young man just barely caught a glance of Forest as she headed to her office. He followed her the best he could, having to keep up a brisk pace all the way there.

***

Rin smiled at that, oddly relieved. "I'm looking forward to it." The smile became mischievous once again. "Now about cleaning those hard to reach places... I'll still need some help, of course."

[Elf]

Lancer blinked at Ryoko, grinned, and said, "Well, I've discovered something called pizza that I've come to like.  I think I have their number somewhere."

******

Archer grinned at Rin's words and wrapped his arms around her.  "Well, maybe you can tell me where those places are.  I'd like some guidance."

******

Forest sensed someone following her.  Scowling, she spun around to see it was that want to be mercenary, Finn.  The nice guy who didn't want to be a bother.

Sighing, she tossed her braids back and asked, "What is it?"

[Alice]

Ryoko grinned right back. "Sounds good to me. I'll need help picking out flavors too, and you seem like just the man for the job. Lead the way."

***

Unphased by the vampire whirling on him (he had to deal with Mille, after all), Finn gave Forest an earnest look. "I heard 'bout what happened with... well, the bad evening you've been havin', and I thought you'd need somebody to vent your troubles to."

***

"Oh, I think you know where those places are." Even as Rin said it though, she took one of his hands and guided it towards her slit, which was still throbbing and wet from their encounter only moments before.

[Elf]

Lancer raised his eyebrows but smiled.  This was the second redheaded girl that had fancied him this evening.  He wondered if his luck was improving, and she seemed a bit more open than Millie did.

However Mille's family hailed from his lands. 

Well, this wouldn't be the first time I've juggled two women at once, he thought.

He replied, "Well, I think I can help pick a couple of things.  Make sure everyone gets their fill and all of that."

******

Archer smirked as Rin's hand guided his fingers to her still slick folds.  He gently parted her open, his fingers sliding into her.  "You're a greedy girl, Rin," he whispered in her ear as he began to stroke her.  His index finger found the hard, swollen nub at the top of her folds before applying pressure to it.

******

Forest blinked at Finn's offer.  It felt like she was always helping others and just dragging herself along.  The thing that vexed her was that no one really bothered to care what she thought or felt.

She shook her head and said, "More like a bad thousand plus years. And I wouldn't know where to bloody start.  I generally vent by kicking things in the face."

[Alice]

"Sounds like a plan. I'm sure I'm in good hands here, so looks like we're set in the pizza ordering department. Though I'm sure I'd be in good hands with you for a good number of things, Mom had some pretty nice things to say about you." Her smile faded a bit. "Dad though, not quite so much." But it bounced right back. "From what I've seen so far though, you seem like a pretty cool guy."

***

Rin gasped in delight at his stroking and his finger stimulating her womanhood before answering, her voice a bit breathy. "Can you blame me? You're offering so much for me to be greedy over."

***

Finn rubbed the back of his head. "Sounds like how my sister deals with stuff, at least as of recently." He smiled. "Though as for the ventin' thing, what happened tonight might be a good place to start." He grinned. "I'm all ears, so long as it doesn't include kickin' me in the face. Well, maybe even then. Wouldn't be the first time that's happened."

[Elf]

"Well, your mother is a very classy lass.  Fun to tease and takes herself a bit too seriously, but that's part of her charm.  Your da on the other hand is the sort of person I can't stand," Lancer said as he opened up a drawer and pulled out a take-out pizza menu.

Then grinned and said, "Thanks.  So, I'm a fan of the Carnivore and the Brick-A-Toilet pizzas." 

******

"Mmm, well, I am being really greedy with you too," he admitted, his heart quickening at Rin's breathy voice.  He slid two fingers inside of her, gently scooping out his thick seed.  "I filled you up, didn't I?"  He continued to stroke the tiny nub while sliding his fingers in and out of her at a languid pace. 

"But you liked it, didn't you?" he whispered in her ear.

******

"Well, your sister seems like a pretty good kid," Forest replied, "Lonely and repressed, but like knows like and all of that." 

She sat down in her computer chair and curled her legs up to her chest.  "I think part of the problem is that I constantly sabotage myself."

[Cherry Lover]

Satoshi smiled contentedly. "when I go back to being clean you should jump me, the normal me needs a good fucking way more than I did. I'm going to sound incredibly needy and kinda shallow by asking but. Was I any good? Normal me would fret about it privately but I just want to know honestly." the darkened hero turned to Rider both naked in the huge bed with red on his cheeks.

Rider smiled weirily at Satoshi's words. Her body felt fresh despite the ordeal she'd been through, but her mind was somewhat frazzled from to the hours of torture and degredation he'd inflicted upon her. Yet, even so, she could honestly say that she had thoroughly enjoyed the experience.

"Honestly? That was the most fun I've had in a long time", Rider replied, smiling. "You were harsh and merciless, just as I'd asked. It really felt like you wanted to break me. And, yet, you gave me plenty of pleasure within that.

One thing, though. Next time, after you've tormented me for hours, got me all aroused and decide to fuck me, please don't just stop when you've got yourself off. It's not very nice....

And, well, your normal self might need it more, but is he as much fun as you are?" Rider added, teasingly.

[The Man With All The Cute Boats]

Turning to Ran, Lawrence gave her a little grin. "Naww, just some dick munch and all the evils getting bitchslapped. And I feel kinda happy at the moment... I wanna take a nap now..."

So basically, I had missed all of the combat. A quick look confirmed it, as the only thing in the room even remotely threatening was a malformed blob of mud seeping into a chair.

I grumbled loudly and hung my head, though only long enough that I didn't miss what the manliest man in the room had to say.

"You too," Axe Cop said to her, visibly drained. "I remember seeing you in that car. Come on, hop to it. Don't make this any harder than it needs to be and I'll let you share a cell."

So, he was some kind of guard, and he was about to take me to jail.

I grumbled some more, put my arm against the door frame and used it as a pillow.

Of course things could never be simple. They could never be fucking simple. Something always has to go wrong. It's become a universal rule of some kind, out to make life difficult for those whose lives are already hard enough to deal with already.

I officially hate my life. I stole a quick look at the manly guard, and immediately rethought that: I hate everyone else's lives. Wish they didn't have them. Few exceptions may occur.

"Please, someone make my day worse and tell me this 'Landlady' I've been waiting for was just here and I missed her. That's really all this situation is missing," I said to the whole room loudly.

[Arch-Magos Winter]

"She went downstairs. The nice lady did. Did you see her?" Lawrence laughed a little... before he saw Ran's expression. "...I just said something bad I think."

You're scaring me. You're honestly scaring me.

'Fuuuuckkk yooooouu heaaaaad voooiiiice!'