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Elf:
Welcome to the Velvet Room.

This is a "Free RP" thread where things can happen that have no impact on the game.

Your characters exist, but think of them existing before the actual RP started.  None of the relationships that have been formed in the RP have come to place yet.  This is a place were characters can interact, have fun, and maybe even shag without in-game consequence. 

An Omake thread if you will.

Bloble:
Ah, all is peaceful in the Velvet Room. It is a place for those out of time, out of story, and out of mind. It is a beacon of relaxation, where no stress can exist. It is the perfect place to sit down, kick back, and enjoy some well earned smut without worrying about silly things like vampires or family drama-

? ? ? : "THE MAIN CHARACTER HAS ARRIVED!"

*Crash!*

? ? ? : "Hah... hah... that's right, you can't keep me out of this story, scoundrels! Jojo is here!"

*Ridiculous posing. Lighting effects go haywire. Someone behind the set is fired.*

Joseph: "Look here, you fools! I've got my eyes on you, and I'm keeping close watch on that scroll bar! Don't even think of skipping over me, or I'll make sure you regret it when I finally manage to get into the IC thread!"

*The background is gone. Strobe lights are switched on. Please fasten your seatbelts and make sure you aren't smoking anything.*

Joseph: "So you thought you could forget about what's actually going on, huh? Thought you could just stick your fingers in your ears and write that shitty porn of yours without interruption? Well that's not happening! I, Joseph Joestar, am sworn to battle the three most ancient evils of Vampires, Pillar Men, and Rabid Fangirls! My shounen spirit will without fail ruin any atmosphere you create, until my demands are met!"

*More posing. The background music is now dubstep. Reading is now equivalent to being on LSD.*

Joseph: "Okay, now that the speeches are done with, I need a sidekick! Hell, I'll even take a partner as long as they recognize that I'm the main character. So listen here, you shitty OCs and half-assed canon monstrosities! You've just been given a once in a lifetime opportunity. As an integral part of the newly founded Jojo Dojo, you'll receive extremely desirable employee benefits! So desirable, in fact, that I can't even tell you what they are until you sign up."

*There is no canon colour scheme. Your character's hair is now blue, and it will be green 2 seconds later.*

Joseph: "Together, we'll make sure everyone knows exactly who's the boss around here! Apply now and get one free lemon with your character of choice! This is a limited time offer, so hurry and call now! Just be careful what you say, because depending on your answer, I may have to kick your ass!"

*Jojo Dojo sign falls down. Jojo is knocked out. Anticlimactic finish. Phantom Fun is over. Please stay tuned for Part 2: Lemon Tendency.*

Ivan The Mouse:
"Whoo!" Neo said as he entered the room. "Well, this shit is good, yo'." He looks around the room, which was well-furnished and decorated in a hotel like manner. He then first checked the kitchen and found the refrigerator. He opened it and found a six-pack of beer. He took it with him as he returned to main room that had a couch, a coffee table and a flat-screen TV. He then took a can from the pack, opened it and drank from it. "Goddamn, this shit is really rad." He then took a seat at the couch and watched TV while drinking the beer from time to time.

Alice:
A NEW CHALLENGER!
*The wall is destroyed with a dramatic crash. On the other side is a young girl (woman?) wearing glasses, an aviator hat with goggles, and a rather impressive looking toolbelt of sorts. She seems to be pushing around some sort of ball, which has various bits of metal stuck to it: loose change, pins, paperclips, etc.*

? ? ?:...Oopsy. Picked up too much momentum. Maybe I should find a way to make my Loose Change Picker Upper © a bit less destructive besides calibrating it so it's only able to pick up metal.

? ? ?: *Adjusts her glasses* I wonder how that one girl I sent out is doing with the Un-crushing Sticky Ball © and Power Gloves I sent her out with.

~Elsewhere~

Mille: Why the hell did I even agree to this?!

*She holds onto the Totally-Not-a-Katamari in a vain attempt to control it. There are already a variety of objects stuck to it, including animals and people. Somehow no one is dead or hurt. Mille, along with the people stuck to the ball let out a cry of terror as the ball continues it's destructive path, with much honking of cars and many people diving out of the way.*

~Back in the Velvet Room~

? ? ?: I'm sure that'll work out fine~

*The girl notices Jojo and, putting the... ahem, "Loose Change Picker Upper ©" off to the side and flicking some wall off her shoulders, goes over to him.*

"Hey, you OK over here Mister?"

*Whether he is conscious or not, she asks anyway.*

Elf:
Forest raised her eyebrow at the attractive but very flamboyant man and his light show advertising about needing a side kick.  Then somehow he knocked himself out.  It was amusing, she supposed, but she had the latest in an Urban Fantasy series she enjoyed.

So she got herself comfortable and began to read.

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