Hey. Blame Nachos for that one.
Let me tell you about bitches and whores, man.
The bitches at the office who made me deliver newsletters to about 2000 while I was sick, and then the whores of the weather, snow and freezing rain, as they made my next three days after that hell, while I was recovering. Then I got whisked away from my home and town to chill with my not-bitch and not-whore sister, and that was good but it took up my computer time. Christmas party happened, came back yesterday. Today I had shoveling, and then me and my bro went to go play some draft MtG, which was cool.
And that's where I've been.
And the whole time I've been considering the last Lawrence post and thinking of where to aim as a female about to get shacked with a man, and I HAVE DECIDED.
I'm going for the coat, dude. Lawrence might have to help me with that.
Unless wait, has he taken it off already?