A smug Orca
"Yasss! Go, show her who's boss! Go for the kidneys you weird eye-patch lady!" A casually cheery voice was followed with a slurp of a freshly cracked coconut. Actually, what he meant to say was: Wow, this is fucking hilarious! Amidst all this terrible wreckage, a lonesome aquatic mammal was enjoying the view on a beach bench, covered by a parasol with legs sprawled in the most lazy way possible. Just in case, he was streaming the whole thing on his cellphone, and he definitely was going to watch this again at home.
Ironically, he seemed to be right next to some other cowgirl woman, but he didn't pay much mind to her. Instead, he just pointed at her bisected wound with a casual happy go lucky grin, sunglasses and good mood as on as his Hawaiian swimming shorts.
"Awww. Really? I was sure that'd shoot her down a peg." He moaned, but far too happily to be actually disappointed by it. Jee, this coconut was great civilization!