A-701
Chains! Terrible and merciless assaulted him while a cruel blast launched him afar. What an unjust, cruel fate! What did he do to deserve something so evil? Truly this was the work of demons! "Grahhhh! What the hell!? Goddamn it, let go you shitty coward! Damn, damn, damn! How can this be!? I'll never forgive youuuuuu, I will bite your heads off! Charlatans, all of you! Grahhhhhhhh!!! Goddamn this!" He struggled, flailing and flopping and trashing and bobbing around like an eel on dry land, but it was no use.
Crap. These chains were good.
He tried shaking himself off some more. It looked so sad it wasn't even funny. Like a poor puppy, a child who lost his way. It wasn't amusing in the slightest.
It was hilarious!
"H-hey! Come on, that was just a joke! A joke! I didn't seriously mean it, haha. Hey, Lily, could you get me outta here? P-pleeease?" He pleaded, out of breath and done struggling, with sweat all over. His eyes were big and irresistible, like a poor puppy pleading to be unchained.
Then he got kicked straight in the chest. His eyes rolled back into his head and his mouth sagged open as a little bit of droll came out of his mouth, and he stopped moving.