Count Greyskull
The almighty dark lord fidgeted nervously as The Tenebrous General Alarice the Chosen of Ahmkara stormed off. Damn, this was bad. Terrible! What could have possibly happened to anger her in such a way? He needed to think about something,, quick! He walked in circles frustratedly, unsure of what to do...
Maybe it wouldn't be so mad. Maybe by now, she'd have calmed down. Who knows, maybe his gift was enough to put her in a better mood. It had to!
He could picture her smiling brightly and trying all these dresses before thanking him for being such a great knitter. The best knitter of the land! It made his dark dead heart feel all fuzzy and warm.
The king of dead bone made up his mind! He swallowed his fears and decided to discreetly look for Alarice in order to confront her. He would show her that he was a powerfu, lord who deserved respect, worship and admiration! She would thank him and look up to him and revere him as the greatest and most powerful sorcerer emperor to have ever graced mankind!
He snuck into the kitchen with as much subtlety as a walking skeleton corpse can allow and observed his general. Suddenly, the warm fuzzy feeling in his heart dropped like a stone and vanished. He swore he could feel beads of cold sweat dripping from his bones, the display before him far more horrifying than he had thought.
This was bad, this was worse than anything he could have imagined! No, nowhere in the recesses of his dark mind could he have pictured something so grotesque, so abominable, so EVIL! So evil in fact that even his fearless servants couldn't help but cower at her image, following her every orders in fear of incurring her wrathful retribution.
She was not even wearing the sweater he had made for her! Instead, she wore a crepuscular cloak even darker than her own shadow! While they was nowhere near as awesome as his nightmarish clothes, her clothes were no less terrifying! And she was cutting these ingredients so ferociously, with such coldness it sent shivers down his spine. She didn't look nearly this scary when fighting, and Alarice was scary!
Greyskull gulped before squeaking in a timid yet somehow trying to be assertive voice.
"I-Is everything alright...?"