Joe
Oh. Joe's eyes were glued to Jeanne the entire time that strange magic was activted, evaporating her armor for clothes that clung to her body. The skirt she was wearing showed off her legs and the cloth stuck to her breasts like glue, barely containing the round goodness. Still, as long as they were clothed, he didn't have to take any sides. He could continue to bullshit his way through this.
Thankfully, Sakura sort of changed the subject, moving back to the game. "Hey! Don't lie! She was there the whole time you know!" he said half jokingly, pointing his finger at her tits by accident. His finger just barely grazed Sakura's soft bouncy skin. "Besides, size doesn't matter... too much."
He shook his head, picked up the basketball and said, "Alright. The rules are simple. The entire premise of this game is to score points by throwing this ball into that basket." He pointed at the basket at the end of the court. Then, he began dribbling the ball with a steady beat. "In order to move with the ball, you have to dribble. If you hold the ball and move without dribbling, thats called travelling. Also, if you stop dribbling, you have to pass it to the opponent, otherwise you are double dribbling, which is punishable by the loss of the ball."
He checked the two girl's reactions, wondering if he should move onto how scoring worked. Thankfully basketball was simple. Once he was done with scoring, they could get to assigning teams. That would be the hard part.