Author Topic: Things That Annoy You in Fanfiction  (Read 44705 times)

The Man With All The Cute Boats

  • L-lewd
  • Administrator
  • Sentient NPC
  • **********
  • Posts: 957
  • This is too lewd for me, Sir
    • View Profile
Re: Things That Annoy You in Fanfiction
« Reply #165 on: April 16, 2014, 12:18:20 AM »
when it can reasonably be fixed then just do it.
source?

Because I mean if it was actually possible you'd think people would know


And Mike going "maybe" at a yes/no question isn't implications, it's WOLOLOLO because nasu felt like it. Which he's done many times. So unless he actually "yeah" at something I'm not holding my breath.

Anyway, Ilya is like a fine dessert, you appreciate her as glorious and great and amazing for a short time and then she's gone, but you truly appreciate the moments you spent on her. And though you wish it could have lasted longer, you feel perfectly satisfied with what you got.

Meanwhile the heroines are like bags of chips that you can just keep eating forever that never truly satisfy you because unlike with Ilya where the game is trying to sell her to Shirou as a little sister and in a non-sexual role, the game tries to make you lust after the heroines with sex scenes and SABER'S MUSCLES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. And because you can't stick your dick in the heroines it will never be as 100% satisfying as truly getting to know the pure little snow angel who protected her little brother.

Basically old Ilya is pointless, long living Ilya is nothing but a shallow illusion, but FSN Ilya who got to know her brother is nothing short of perfection and I would never change that.

Arch-Magos Winter

  • The Machine Prophet
  • Servant
  • ******
  • Posts: 2349
  • Techpriest of Beasts Lair
    • View Profile
Re: Things That Annoy You in Fanfiction
« Reply #166 on: April 16, 2014, 12:20:36 AM »
Names, we all know Ayako is best girl and Ilya is relegated to side status as a psuedo-imouto.

The Man With All The Cute Boats

  • L-lewd
  • Administrator
  • Sentient NPC
  • **********
  • Posts: 957
  • This is too lewd for me, Sir
    • View Profile
Re: Things That Annoy You in Fanfiction
« Reply #167 on: April 16, 2014, 12:25:07 AM »
are you me

I mean Ayako is best girl as in wud fuq but Ilya is best girl that I wud little sister

Arch-Magos Winter

  • The Machine Prophet
  • Servant
  • ******
  • Posts: 2349
  • Techpriest of Beasts Lair
    • View Profile
Re: Things That Annoy You in Fanfiction
« Reply #168 on: April 16, 2014, 12:30:54 AM »
are you me

I mean Ayako is best girl as in wud fuq but Ilya is best girl that I wud little sister
I know right?

lantzblades

  • Black King of the round table
  • Alter Ego
  • *******
  • Posts: 3676
  • GM
    • View Profile
Re: Things That Annoy You in Fanfiction
« Reply #169 on: April 16, 2014, 12:35:00 AM »
I never said that Arch, as usual you're being ignorant.

Cherry Lover

  • The Maintainer
  • SE.RA.PH
  • **********
  • Posts: 6375
    • View Profile
Re: Things That Annoy You in Fanfiction
« Reply #170 on: April 16, 2014, 12:40:03 AM »
Because I mean if it was actually possible you'd think people would know

Only if Nasu has actually stated either way.


Quote
And Mike going "maybe" at a yes/no question isn't implications, it's WOLOLOLO because nasu felt like it. Which he's done many times. So unless he actually "yeah" at something I'm not holding my breath.

Honestly, I think that it was definitely meant to imply she could, but without having to really explain it.

Quote
Anyway, Ilya is like a fine dessert, you appreciate her as glorious and great and amazing for a short time and then she's gone, but you truly appreciate the moments you spent on her. And though you wish it could have lasted longer, you feel perfectly satisfied with what you got.

Meanwhile the heroines are like bags of chips that you can just keep eating forever that never truly satisfy you because unlike with Ilya where the game is trying to sell her to Shirou as a little sister and in a non-sexual role, the game tries to make you lust after the heroines with sex scenes and SABER'S MUSCLES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. And because you can't stick your dick in the heroines it will never be as 100% satisfying as truly getting to know the pure little snow angel who protected her little brother.

Basically old Ilya is pointless, long living Ilya is nothing but a shallow illusion, but FSN Ilya who got to know her brother is nothing short of perfection and I would never change that.

Well, that's your viewpoint I guess. I don't agree, and I certainly don't think that she is guarenteed to die. The Nasuverse has way too many weird things happening to say that.

RamKingSpaceSlamKatsulam

  • Data Fragment
  • **
  • Posts: 64
    • View Profile
Re: Things That Annoy You in Fanfiction
« Reply #171 on: April 16, 2014, 03:46:21 AM »
...so Leo was being serious?

That's something.

Why would I have not been serious?  I am a serious person. 

Alice

  • Administrator
  • Master
  • **********
  • Posts: 1703
    • View Profile
Re: Things That Annoy You in Fanfiction
« Reply #172 on: April 16, 2014, 03:53:10 AM »
Huh, it's Leo, wasn't expecting that. Interesting name you got there.

And as for the Illya stuff, eh, let's go ahead and rerail the discussion. We're probably getting close enough to the point where it's going to just start round robining anyway.

Besides running the forum, I can provide avatars for people as well~
This is my mod voice. ...Most of the time anyway.

RamKingSpaceSlamKatsulam

  • Data Fragment
  • **
  • Posts: 64
    • View Profile
Re: Things That Annoy You in Fanfiction
« Reply #173 on: April 16, 2014, 03:57:32 AM »
Huh, it's Leo, wasn't expecting that. Interesting name you got there.
What can I say, it's variety.

lantzblades

  • Black King of the round table
  • Alter Ego
  • *******
  • Posts: 3676
  • GM
    • View Profile
Re: Things That Annoy You in Fanfiction
« Reply #174 on: April 16, 2014, 04:10:50 AM »
I don't see why the subject would repeat, the whole Ilya issue is, in the end, a matter of opinion. In either case we both obviously like Ilya enough to have the discussion so I'd call it a win regardless.

And for the record I agree, Ilya is the best little sister, it's the reason there was a Ilya route discussed, the short version is that Gilgamesh dies painfully.

Alice

  • Administrator
  • Master
  • **********
  • Posts: 1703
    • View Profile
Re: Things That Annoy You in Fanfiction
« Reply #175 on: April 16, 2014, 04:13:35 AM »
lantz, what part of "stop the derail" do you never seem to understand? Derail, stop, now-ish.

Besides running the forum, I can provide avatars for people as well~
This is my mod voice. ...Most of the time anyway.

Arch-Magos Winter

  • The Machine Prophet
  • Servant
  • ******
  • Posts: 2349
  • Techpriest of Beasts Lair
    • View Profile
Re: Things That Annoy You in Fanfiction
« Reply #176 on: April 16, 2014, 04:27:08 AM »

lantzblades

  • Black King of the round table
  • Alter Ego
  • *******
  • Posts: 3676
  • GM
    • View Profile
Re: Things That Annoy You in Fanfiction
« Reply #177 on: April 16, 2014, 04:32:43 AM »
No Arch, you misread it, I said comic books match the Nasuverse, the silver age reference is referring to a different matter.

Alice

  • Administrator
  • Master
  • **********
  • Posts: 1703
    • View Profile
Re: Things That Annoy You in Fanfiction
« Reply #178 on: April 16, 2014, 04:33:26 AM »
As for derail #2, this is why I say we need a containment thread. :V

Probably best to stop this one too.

Besides running the forum, I can provide avatars for people as well~
This is my mod voice. ...Most of the time anyway.

Arch-Magos Winter

  • The Machine Prophet
  • Servant
  • ******
  • Posts: 2349
  • Techpriest of Beasts Lair
    • View Profile
Re: Things That Annoy You in Fanfiction
« Reply #179 on: April 16, 2014, 04:41:30 AM »
No Arch, you misread it, I said comic books match the Nasuverse, the silver age reference is referring to a different matter.
Forgive this one Alice, because I can't resist.

Are you really, really, actually this damn stupid to think that?