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How long had he been stuck in the cold vacuum of space? Time stretched long, yes, oh so long. But he knew he'd find his way back, he never lied when he promised he would have vengeance. Compared to the humiliation his clan endured in the great seal for 3000 years, this was nothing but a little nap.
Kahahahahah! Yes, compared to the burning flames of hell the cold felt almost pleasant! Frozen in the black void and surrounded by stars, his fiery green eyes were the one thing that could move. They glared at the earth, which was inching closer and closer. Yess, just a little more. Juuuust a little bit moooooooooooore! His wicked frosted smile was utterly ecstatic, the sort of face of someone melting in euphoria just thinking of all the violence he was about to inflict on this shitty place. He'd start by cutting up all of the trash, and stomping on the trash's leftover trash spawns, and then he'd scatter the remains around like trash! And as his body's velocity rose higher and higher due to the air friction, the frozen shell around his crimson body melted away as he began his great landing.
WHOOOOOOSHHHHH!!!
Descending at terminal velocity and finally unrestricted, he met the great blue sea with an overjoyed grin and his terrible halberd, spinning it with a thousand spinning slashes more skillful than the last, and even beyond! Such a technique, could it be!
"THUNDER SCATTER THRUSTS!"
"Grghkkkrrrrr..... you damn angel. Tricking me when I was just starting to have my fun are youuuu? Lucy.... damn you damn you damn you damn youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Unforgivable unforgivable scum scum scum scum scum scum scum!"
A massive, bruised armored boot finally steppedout of the water, digging deep into the sand before he took another step. The water levels had risen higher than usual, crash-landing into the depths of the ocean and suffering from a terminal landing, he had to fight his way up from the sea's abysses. As a trophy, a shark was dangling from his spear and the fallen bodies of merman, octopi (octipusses? octopetes? grahhh, to hell with it) and sardines were thrown over his shoulder while barnacles, shellfish and starfish were attached unceremoniously to his algae filled armor. When he finally stepped out of the water and found himself on the beach.... his eyes lit up like green beacons of death, and saltwater spilled out of his evil grinning jaws.
"Making light of me, ME!? ONE OF THE 10 COMMANDMENTS, THE CRIMSON HURRICANE OF DEMISE, JALUT THE TRUE!? YOUR IMPUDENT KIN WILL KNOW MY WRATH, I WILL FEAST ON ALL OF YOU! I'M SOOOOO LOOKING FORWARD TO THISSSSSS!! YES! KHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
With his thunderous laughter, he threw his arms to the side and faced his elated joy to the dark skies, thunder crashing behind him ominously!
"I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!"