Taiga: Plushie? Like a stuffed animal? Well if that's what you mean aunty already gave me one. His name is Gawain.
Satoshi: I'm over two thousand years old, so yeah I have stuff that annoys me. If I listed them all you'd probably die before the list finished.
That said here are the big twelve, I'd sing them but I have no back beat.
one, Certain girls of Germanic d- screw it, almost everything Rin Tohsaka does, from the attitude, heroic deaths to reading in the dark, basically everything pisses me off. Stop it! You're screwing up your eyesight.
two, Threatening my friends and family, you'll be sitting around fine and then me everyone I can find in the five minutes I'm not tracking your ass down will break into your lair and Shoryuken your balls.
Three, people who take issue with me not choosing to start a fight, seriously those people annoy me.
four, I have been 'murdered' in basically every non sexual way possible, I cannot die, therefore the use of or implication there of suicide is off limits, especially if you are a certain heroic spirit counter guardian.
five, Gilgamesh, just Gilgamesh.
six, people in my kitchen, incidentally my kitchen is wherever I'm cooking.
seven, vampires, the self entitled shits not the problem solvers. Humans are not cows fuck holes.
eight, Aiming for my throat in a fight.
nine, assassins, life is precious and you can't even face the life you take.
ten, Nero, the Roman, not the chaos although he's annoying too.
eleven, the over abundance of incredibly beautiful women I am aquatinted with and the fact that I have a moral code.
twelve, people who invade the privacy of others.
