Lorenzo Remei
If skeletons could sweat, Lorenzo would be sweating right now. Was if even possible for a thin cute little lass like her to be this crazy strong? Medaka was being hurled at him by the crazy blondie like a cannonball. But a true man would never let a cute lady take the fall for him, especially not a comrade! No, even if she fell off the edges of the universe, he would always be there to catch her!
So he braced himself and caught Medaka, letting out a slight oof at the impact.
"Of course I can milady, but you see, I was simply stunned by the beauty of your eyes." He said nonchalantly, smiling seductively at her. With a clean starlike sparkle shining on his perfect skull, it was impossible to resist the temptation, it was enough to send any maiden's heart aflutter.
Now getting to hold a lovely lady like this might not be so bad, but throwing things at the captain and questioning his great skills were grave offenses. He would have to teach her the error of her ways, teach her how to be a real pirate!
He looked back down at Medaka and chuckled, his evil plan soon into motion. He gasped, almost in shock, and whispered.
"Could it be that your friend over there is jelly?"