Theodore
If his eyebrows were visible, one could tell that Theodore was frowning. Well, if such an expression could be considered as such. It didn’t really look like an expression of annoyance, hurt or irritation. More like the expression one could make when he realizes he had not fed his Tamagotchi for a month, or the expression one could make when he lets out a soft poo in the middle of a funeral.
But it’s not like it was visible, so half of this post is completely useless.
“I am Theodore, but please call me Teddy-chan. And uh, just keep it. I have too many, I don’t care what you do with it, it’s yours. Think of it as a friendship token if it makes you feel special. If you want, you can use it as a weapon and stick it in someone’s eye.”
He gently lifted his sleeping mask, revealing an eye that was somehow even more lifeless than those crudely painted eyes he was wearing. Suddenly, he took his own phone and jammed it in, releasing a splurt of gooey white jelly.
“Like this.” He added nonchalantly, as if he didn’t jam a phone in his eyesocket in the first place.
GAROU XIII
Garou frowned. He didn't trust that chef one bit, for all he knew he served dead people or some messed up crap. Not that he cared as long as it tasted good, but he had the feeling he'd be the one being served. He didn't know why, but that chef just smelled like trouble...
A crystal clear glass of mineral water rested in front of him, reminding him that despite his earlier drink, he was still parched. He carefully picked up the glass, as if it was an explosive that had to be handled with extreme care and brought it to his nose. He sniffed at the clear, fresh water to make sure it was not poisoned. It wasn't.
Finally, he brought the glass to his pale lips and took a hesitant sip. His crimson eyes shot wide open beneath his sunglasses, as if someone just shoved an ice pop in his ass. An overwhelming feeling of freshness overcame him as he kept drinking. It looked like water, smelled like water, tasted like water, but...
"Pwaaah...AMAZING!!" He gasped, grinning massively. He exhaled deeply and took yet another sip of the water, this time much longer.
"Holy shit, you have to try this. It's like, I dunno how to explain it. It's not regular tap water, this shit great! It's like it was holy mineral water from the ice of a sacred mountain!! I've never had water this good!!!" He cried out in joy.
He slammed the glass down and looked away for a moment, but he couldn't hide it much longer. Tears started rolling down his face, tears of bliss!
